Dazzler

Though I would read a brief film review by Michael Owen on most films as he goes on to explain the entire plot, and offers insight into things he think we may have overlooked, but are just painfully obvious facts. "Spider-man: no way home. There were no spiders in this film. But there were spider-men. I love little surprises like that."

It would be impossible to even guarantee getting 100 out of 100 on target let alone giving her something to attempt to save, the daft cunt. "Twice on fucking Sunday" - The calling card of small minded, possibly mentally disabled, but definitely cuntish men - see also Tyson Fury (Soz Albert!)

TBF Sly is only about 5'4, he wears high heels to appear taller. All Pele had to do was put the ball high into the roof of the net (not even aiming for corners)

Hudson-Odoi and Arteta - Did a Spurs fan who wanks over Trump knock this list up?

Another 8-0 - Only the ghosts of former players to score - whether they are dead or not.

Fuck it we're out. Telly's off.

Should have booked the cunt and disallowed his pen imo.

Guilty conscience there by Caicedo.

He's larned Geordie, wor kid. Definitely took too many blahs to the heed.

Give colwill another little bonk on the Nappa, let him know he fucked up

They'd be down to 9 with VAR. Dodgy little cunt.

That is some atrocious defending from them there I'd be fuming if that was Lascelles or Botman

"What do we want?" "Will Still" "When do we want him?" "Now" "What do we want?" "Dodgy flags" "When do we want them?" "Against the Mags, marra" "What else do we want?" "Seyson ticket cards" "When do we want them?" "When the owners mewve the mags, and redewce their ticket allocation" "What do we want?" "Hewmen rights" "When do we want them?" "Only when the Mags are playing, marra"

The goodest and properest.

No, you have to take them by force. They are more formidable in Mordor.

He's been too paggered to get into paggers. As soon as he's back to one game a week he'll be back to getting his stupid yellows.

Bit harsh on the kid that, Shania.

Ian Beale confirmed as the latest knee sliding Nazi down the road.

Just be thankful I didn't set it up as it would have been CHE Vs NEW and I wouldn't have included any information because fuck yous, there's Google for that.

Thoughts and prayers for your brothers neighbour

They can fuck off.