Dazzler

All songs are made up

Almost as if exclusive lines are a common thing in the sports tat industry

I got Temu, and business insurance. So this is a load of bollocks

Salah is their liver? I am not sure what that even means, I know Merson doesn't know what it means.

God bless the poor cunt that has to interview him after the match. No doubt their credentials will be called out, and they’ll be called stupid or some variation of the word.

Trademark Longstaff performance then. His best performances are when you forget he’s on the pitch because he’s just doing the shit no one pays attention to but is vital to our midfield being successful.

4- “He shags who he wants”

He should. He’s earned it.

Reminds me of Mourinho’s Balotelli story from Inter. Only with a happy ending

That looks like big Ange rubbed a pritt stick all over himself and rolled himself around on the floor of whichever butcher cut Maddison’s hair.

Probably even more impressive than coming 4th last year with a strong squad available most weeks. We’d probably be in the running for the league title this season if we’d had a strong squad available all year.

Spurs, in the CL places and playing well told to throw a pivotal game in their season. He has to be on a wind up

Or bray. To commemorate the braying we just give them.

Joe White and Dummett. Eddie’s shit housing mags are taking the piss.

Semolina grey I believe.

If Spurs fans weren’t complete pricks I’d almost feel sorry for them having to travel here, climb to level 7 for a guaranteed annual pasting.

Ritchie on to take the piss. Anderson has been class today, nice he can have a rest.

Not bad going for a 65 year old.