Dazzler

That’s his default position at the minute.

Blue Velvet. You’ll notice the match is on behind him but he’s facing the other way. Only excuse for that is tits.

1-0 isn’t bad. It’s an improvement on Man City at least

Having him marking an Argentinian could be dangerous. Bruno has previous for getting annoyed at them cunts.

Hopefully he comes on at half time and we switch to a back five. I’m sick of this shite. I reckon we could bring him on for Wilson and we’d still look better,

Pope Jesus Christ man.

Wilson You’d at least like to think you could still rely on his finishing. So now Trippier, Schar and Wilson are all fucked at this level.

It’s them German SARMs. Look at Bayern and Dortmund players. All juiced up to fuck. Klopp was definitely pumping them full of the shit and Slot is working down the 10 years worth of inventory.

He’s offered fuck all for you over a year now. Giving him the armband was a huge mistake IMO.

Fucking mad how much running they do considering they all have severe asthma. A bloke at work suffers it and he chokes if he spins his chair too fast.

Yes.

Mrs Wyki has a hold of the phone it seems.

If a Nick Pope falls in the forest does he still put the ball out for a throw in?

It wasn’t Pope at fault he couldn’t see past Burn

Schar, Tino and Tonali all synchronised bed shitting.

Fuck sake. This is going to be a long night.

“I just can’t understand it.” Probably shouldn’t have chosen football commentary as a profession then Fletch you fucking idiot.

Been doing extra training sessions with Papiss Cisse on his road back to fitness.

“Penalty surely!” fuck off man

Trent at right back is the only glimmer of hope I see without Isak. Gordon needs to have a big game.

The last two games I presided over were the correct format too and were comfortably our worst performances this season

Cromwell is surely seen as a traitor to rags like the daily mail. They wank themselves daft over the royal family. Also are they suggesting that labour have suppressed technology. I’d be interested to know how they have photos of Cromwell who was in power 200+ years before the invention of photography.

Daft cunts will try and sterilise the trans community, the smooth brained gonks.