Dazzler

Have you wrote 3-0 us some cunt with a hattrick yet? If not you fuck off and do that. Fucking messing with my juju in here like that. Fucking balls on you.

We tell everyone to fuck off here. There is never malice (unless you pretend to be a young lass - who is mostly likely the one who was a cunt to you anyway).

Big Balls have never known the touch of a woman. I guarantee it.

I think this only hinges on the result tbh. If we pagger you at your own ground then you’ll probably be the most popular person on the board. You’ll hate it though.

The least they could do is offer an updated database with the latest transfers included in FM24 now.

They broke the internet trying to include accurate PSR calculations.

The man is a fucking idiot. But an incredibly dangerous one.

He’s probably bitter that he never got a chance even in our pretty dreadful squad at the time. Especially in the season in the championship after he’d done well in league one the season prior. Can’t really blame the kid in a lot of ways, but he was shite and never going to make it here.

Going outside to smoke a Cuban cigar and complain about communists is another favourite pastime of this sort of cunt too.

I just thought you were on the wind up tbh. It makes more sense now. However, as someone born in 87 I take exception to the middle aged part

Fuck it. If it’s deemed that LTA can come back then this can be deleted - I’m not arsed. 2-0 us.

Usually around 4:30 - 5:30 isn’t it? It definitely wasn’t that late a couple seasons ago.

Silenced the daft cunts that racially abused him last week too. Hopefully this is the first step towards him getting back to his best for us.

In a weird way I think I'll enjoy the final versus Liverpool more than I would have against Spurs. The likelihood is that we'll probably lose the game (at least the part of my brain in charge of rational thinking tells me this) so I won't be heading into it nervous or anything. There is only upside if we prove me wrong and we win. A final against Spurs I'd have had higher expectations considering they are usually bottle jobs the same as us and Howe seemingly has the measure of Ange - so I would have been insanely nervous heading into that final.

Should have just stuck to the facts and called him a rapist tbf

2-1 is a 50% improvement on the last three cup finals tbf.

FYP

"eeeeeee la, why does me pillow stink?"

They have a thread questioning how many years it’ll take them to compete with us but it’s boring because it’s all largely sensible comments saying they probably never will again.

I’m an accountant. Just be glad I don’t start about super deductions.

And then the whole train started clapping.

I think it becomes redundant at the end of the season anyway since the rules switch over to the UEFA model. My view is we are hoping to pick the bones of the clubs that are scrambling to meet the criteria before 30th June. We’re hoping to be Brighton and get a Minteh type at the expense of a club that has been a bit daft.

Fucking hell lads, it's only 6-7 years - not 67. I am sure we'll all be around to witness TBD never get a ticket.