Dazzler

He doesn't have to there, because the exact same thing that didn't happen here is the exact same thing that won't happen there. So he has no reason to go on strike because he's being paid three times as much. Or some shit.

It was the sawdeys, marra. Turned up at the data centeh and smashed the servehs up with tha bender bashers.

Liverpool win by last gasp pen, you say?

Curly blonde hair, moustache and 1970s. Are we sure she didn’t spell cock wrong?

Gomes on his fifth yellow now

Nah, it’s probably light when you consider how many times a wolves player needed to get the sand out their fannies.

Trademark drop in concentration from Bruno. It’s always in a dodgy position too.

What’s Matt Rife doing at centre back for them?

Aye, even if the foul is deemed soft he should have been bulleted for the dissent afterwards.

These are beyond soft as shite.

Osula dancing to the chants waiting for the free kick the glorious mental case

He will be shortly.

Willock to come on get clattered and go off for Miley.

Mosquera can launch a physical assault and be sound but can’t take a volley to the face and a gentle caress. Soft shite.

Barnes is playing better this half

Michael Bridges is the north east Michael Owen. Dull as fuck and stating the obvious. Wonder if he sends sexts that cause lasses to put more clothes on as well.

Mine too: https://www.instagram.com/share/BAqXSuYBBr

This snide little dog at us serves nothing but to prove Isak is and was a cunt. It’s not the defence he thinks it is. “We had players conduct themselves the right way until a suitable price was met.” Then signed a player who didn’t you bald walloper.

Wayne Quinn

Looks less than fuck all like the lad in the mugshots. Unless you’re claiming all white people look the same. Racist.

Luckily, I’m dyslexic. I’ll ask my boyfriend what it says.

I hope their resident grammar nazi gave Brian Griffin what for for this absolute abortion of a post.