Dazzler

I can get us to the final. Best I can do.

This is where you've gone wrong IMO.

Agent Isak IMO. A carefully orchestrated plan engineered by Isak, Mad Dog and PIF to destabilise Liverpool. Bring him home.

Shite first half, good second half. But what a pen. Proper old school toe ponk in the top bins.

This is the one where the wheels come off. 2-0, us.

I remember my school taking us to London to watch a Shakespeare play at the globe. I lasted ten minutes before I snuck out to smoke tac and throw pebbles at pigeons for the remaining hours. The place was full of utter plebs chuckling away at shit that was barely English. Maybe if I'd gone in half chonged I would have gained an appreciation for it, but I suspect it would have been even worse. Ever since that experience I've hated anything and everything Shakespeare or Shakespeare adjacent. It's all absolute shite.

How obsessed mags are with Sun'lin. It's really obvious.

Blood Like Mine and Blood Like Ours by Stuart Neville are absolutely brilliant. The latter is a new release, the former I grabbed from Asda because I liked the look of the cover.

Fuck sake. We know when my match starting duties are ending then, lads.

Marlon Hardwood? Is he an 80s porn star?

Keith can't be the one nearest his mam. You can actually see his brain.

At least some of them are willing to go against the herd This lad had best have kept his ticket stubs handy.

There's no way we're getting a run of games with me at the helm. So, with that in mind: 2-0, us.

Best we’ve played so far this season. Elanga showed his worth, Woltemade looks classy as fuck and Gordon took both penalties like he’s always been on pen duty.

Sky are saying Ekitike is injured. I see Slot is moaning about teams not playing into Liverpool’s hands again. Bald mug is just a fat Ten Hag.

FYP

The Ekitike of TT.

I think he is you know, but if he's counting friendlies then he can't be counting the League Cup, which would be even more stupid because counting friendlies it's 3 in 16

From his ring piece. I've gone back and looked at our last ten league games from last season - we won 6 of them - even ignoring cup games, we've won 7 of our last 16.

If we went back to Liverpool then we'd never have gotten the £125m IMO. We'd have weakened our hand and given them what they wanted/expected. Aye, the way it played out in public wasn't ideal, but that's on Isak and his cunt of an agent rather than anyone at the club.

I think not. My last glorious run was based on professional thread titles and questioning whether this game would be the last of my run. That run saw us to a league cup final, and ended with us getting shagged by Bournemouth. But the final though. So, with all due respect, get fucked

I took it from the nufc.com fixtures and ignored the word local. So take it up with them and put a fucking stupid score prediction assuming dead players to get hattricks etc, as is the way.

2-0, us