Dazzler

Every haircut he gets never looks right. He looks like his mam picked it and he hates it.

Imagine throwing your better performing players under the bus to defend your worst performing player He has the slaphead of Pep, but the man management skills of Mourinho.

Is he suggesting that Wirtz has scored 4 and assisted 12?

I predicted that the sales of extra large caps in Munchen would go through the roof last year when Kompany moved to Germany. My book on global economics comes out in December. The perfect stocking filler.

I dunno like, Targett was fucking class during his loan spell. He could have been sensational had he not got injured.

Keegan's in his 70s it'd be like pushing rope. You'd be disappointed. Howe would milk your prostate and get big Joe on the counter press skewering you. I'd let Keegan have my missus. She's used to the disappointment.

Can we all agree that Howe is better than Keegan was at any point in his second stint, at least? Howe wouldn't have cried off to a tribunal when presented with Xisco, he'd have turned him into the best Spanish central midfielder of his generation. FACT.

Who asked the cunt from New Zealand? Thought it was a march against immigrants.

I found myself nodding along until you got to the bit about the architecture and plumbing.

Was it after you kill the lass with the massive blue jugs that you suddenly lost interest?

FYP

Don't even think Keegan himself would question it tbh. Howe's the club legend's club legend.

Not until it's 28 it's not.

Aye, and fairly sure it's not even that much in relative terms. Barely a slap on the wrist. Watch them change the rules now that we've breached them

Lahm didn't break into the Bayern side until 2005, when he was 22 and was 21 when he made his Germany debut - so by his own daft definitions he was shite. Which he absolutely wasn't btw, which makes it even more baffling. What I know is 1 game = 1 goal and 0 assists > 4 games = 0 goals and 0 assists.

The dirt mossad must have on it's 'allies' must be insane.

My dad did this. Had his picture taken - it's about as unflattering an image as you could imagine. He still regrets not paying for the curry and giving up

4-1, Schar to fall on his arse and accidentally score another worldie. I'll be there and anything less than this I'll be fucking leaving early.

The way the news have framed it seems like he's taken his own life. I know he's struggled with his mental health in the past, and think he may have tried to kill himself before. It's a massive shame either way, he seemed like a proper sound lad - despite being mates with the Gallaghers.

I was on LinkedIn last week looking at jobs and I spent around thirty seconds scrolling down the vapid posts of the cunts who post on there. Of the 15 or so posts I saw I'd say 6-7 of them were Charlie Kirk related. All of them starting with "no matter whether you're left or right..." In some respects I think, it's right that I don't believe Kirk should have been shot. Principally, because I don't believe any cunt outside of the military and some police units should have access to firearms. No guns, no gun murder. That being said, when a bloke actively campaigns to pro-gun crowds, thinks mass shootings, and gun deaths in general justify gun ownership, and made a living out of provoking people known to be generally humourless in a country of gun owners.......

This is AI. No way he didn't throw a Heysel reference in there.

Starmer will give him a personal guided tour of Downing Street while buffing his balls for him.