Dazzler

I never thought I’d be happy to see Selz have another shit game at SJP but here we are.

Pope back to being Pope with that pass

Poor Isak. You just know his chopper is bigger than the circumference of the footy so that’s leaving a canny bruise.

It would be fucking glorious if we completely cancelled out the Forest vs Brighton score.

Willock too tbf. He’s everywhere. Bruno is doing the Tonali role it appears as he’s been quiet by his own standards.

Was that Schar with his trademark suicide pass?

He’s swinging from the wardrobe after the 4th

Starting to feel like that spurs game

He’s forgotten he doesn’t play for us anymore.

Soz sunbed Keith Allen. It’s a pen.

When you’re named after a body warmer you are destined to be a twat.

Pen that so it won’t be given.

After I slagged the use of his hands in the first goal. Who shall we attack next. I reckon Bruno’s 50p head almost cost us the equaliser. Shit badge kissing prick.

Shame he was shit with his hands when it counted.

What a tackle by Hall by the way.

To be fair to Murphy. Everything we’ve come close to trying in an attacking sense has come through him. He’s just not getting it right so far. Defensively he’s been woeful up to now.

They can boot us all over but we get within 3 yards of them and it’s a foul

Who are you planning on selling jellied eels to?

So the brown ones then?

Future England no 1 having a second bad game in as many games.

Spoken like someone who has never set foot in a council estate .. we were raised to think that there was only one thing worse than a copper, a grass. I reckon our parents thought more highly of nonces tbh My mate got pissed one night and fell asleep on a bench. A copper very kindly offered to give him a lift back to our other mate’s flat in Elswick and said mate was beyond raging that he got out of a bizzie van and walked into his like he’d just been collecting his blue giro. The copper was only doing a good deed, and my mate was worried his flat would get bricked because of it. The other lad was obviously not from a council estate and didn’t see the issue

I wonder when trump will grow in his "Charlie Chaplin" tash.

"Lads, the key to the van has been a bit sticky since TP took it to the bogs fifteen times over the match. Any ideas?" TP:

*high-frequency echolocation

"At least the one I fucked did" Take it to the shit joke section - In fact, I am certain this one is in there from recently only with a dead pigeon.