Dazzler

Tsushima was a masterpiece and I've not really heard much about this one.

Not sure they'll let you in with them tbh

Ah no, what you going to put on instead?

FYP

"And he loves it..."

Successful in Spurs ballot. Though I can't by my tickets until 12. Just fucking tell us at 12.

I’d inject it into my arse the old fashioned way if it prevent that

It worked no bother for me. I'm eagerly awaiting the disappointment on Thursday.

Co-Pilot knows how to follow instructions

I love that Redknapp went from looking like his dad, complete with lazy eye but still somehow managed to be a good looking lad to literally just looking like his dad. No wonder his missus fucked him off. Jamie climbed on top of her one night and Harry rolled off a few seconds later.

They just won the league and are now in transition is bollocks journo speak for "they've gotten shitter". None of them have the stones to say that Wirtz and Isak were terrible vanity purchases when their defence was completely fucked due to an ageing Van Dijk and a really shit Konate.

Is this her getting her excuses in for when her stamp duty bill comes in?

tbf to him it was a very common phrase in football at the time. We only really started understanding why it was so bad after he said it on the telly

This is the only bad thing he's done. That colour blue did NOT suit him.

But he nutted a mackem and called an old cunt an old cunt. So swings and roundabouts.

Fair game that you ask me. You want nice stuff be better at your job. Pards didn’t get anywhere accepting gravy and chips.

Always liked Pards. Never heard a bad word said about him. Except from players and their wives.

You aren't Burb Durbson from the Rred Rrurse Inn, are you?

"Yeh had ez at skewalboy, marra."

Beyts for fuck's sake. Come on, man.

He's just honouring his childhood hero big Shola. I see no issues here.

Sam Flamin' Galahdyce been bulleted yet?

You clearly don't have the same issues as CT for accessing smut on the interwebs.

The Ed Gein series on Netflix is canny messed up. But they've done a decent job of highlighting the blokes very fucking up origins and schizophrenia. Don't think I've ever felt sympathetic towards a serial killer before, but that sick cunts story got me in the feels.