Dazzler

You could be chewing the gravel and it would have still been a better decision.

Shoulder to shoulder. Send them both off and give us the pen anyway.

I chose not to drink for this. I immensely regret that decision.

As if Bruno has done anything of merit today anyway other than getting booked.

Bruno has played like Longstaff today so it’s only fair he’s replaced by someone better equipped to play like Longstaff.

Gordon was onside there.

I’d rather the ref just reset the scores tbh

Miley and Livramento on

I blame LTA and LondonBlue.

Plenty of Americans seem to think his speech was brilliant too. The world has gone mental

Donald Trump Jr invests in ‘steroid Olympics’ Finally something that we can all get on board with.

That's an easy one. Collectively, people are fucking thick as pig shit in the 21st century and have lost all capacity to think critically. They want to be spoon fed solutions to life's problems - and are too fucking stupid to comprehend that complex problems require complex solutions. Enter populist scumbags who tell them that the reason they can't see a doctor, or can't find work is due to evil foreigners and the solution to the problem is really fucking simple: get rid of them.

Aye. Especially, if I do it when she's in the room.

I'm easy. But I am not sure it's appropriate as a valentines day gift tbh. The wife still isn't speaking to me.

They'll have to have cameras set up in everyone's houses to track this. Valentines day 2026. A man and woman engage in the act of lovemaking. "He's holding steady. I repeat his rhythm is steady." "Oh god, his face is straining. He's turning red." "That son of a bitch just finished on her back. Breach!"

That final point feels like a very personal call to arms. But the yanks are presently paying me well above my market rate - and my socialism gives way to my greed 100% of the time .

Any cunt paying for this needs to be placed under a conservatorship.

Congrats Renton. As someone presently working for a US company I can neither confirm nor deny your last point* *because I think they have the place bugged. Cunts*. *TT posters, not you our great American overlords. I love you - please don't sack me.

First they came for our CVs and we were all sacked...wait til my gaffer finds out my professional certs have word art on them.

The fact that they are kicking off over the timing of the equaliser when they were saved by the ref vs us in very similar circumstances makes this all the sweeter for me. It's a shame it was against Everton, mind. Also a shame the demo crew didn't come into flatten the ground immediately after the match while the two sets of players were in an ice bath.

Nah, that was Thomas Partey if you believe the rumours.

Back in April I hear.

Wilson is getting injured again for me saying it, but he was going to anyway.