Dazzler

He’s not been injured or anything. Definitely not because he was injured at the start of the season and struggled to get up to speed only to get injured again. He’s just not kicked on and lost his confidence.

Seeing it at normal speed it looked like it was really harsh tbf - but you see stuff like this and realise exactly why he was sent off. Coming in this high is dangerous and stupid.

"To whom it may concern, If I wanted to watch a drunken Irishman wank off his dog, I'd pay my grandad a visit. Neville and the hockler are a disgrace too. Their "patter" should be taken out back and put out of it's misery along with 'Keano's' dog. You should be ashamed. Not even the canny enough blart can pull me back from cancelling my sub. Murdoch looks like someone drained the meat out of a sharpei, and - despite his millions - definitely has an android box with kodi on it - not that I am a grass or owt like that - but he doesn't even use it for sports devil - he's watching questionable pornos - the fucking haunted trifle. Anyways back to the point, I've got myself a fire stick and the lad at the bar who used to sell pirate blueys out of the back of a black transit has set me up for 40 bar a year. So instead of watching the red club shite now I'm watching Robbie Earle butcher the English language on some American stream. Suck the fattest part of me shaft and gan bust you daft cunts, because I've already cancelled me standing order. Yours in Christ, HMHM"

Any species that has cracked interstellar travel would be coming here the same way people go on safari in Africa. We'd be a big zoo full of hairless monkeys shooting each other with primitive weapons.

tbf he's doing the same as he managed last season over a similar amount of games. I think the problem for Murphy was that Howe always preferred Miggy up until this season.

Must be AI because the stand is full.

I don’t disagree I just enjoy any opportunity I can break out the ancient aliens lunatic. I’d argue it’s 100% certain if they’ve found DNA on a big space rock tbf.

So “technically” aliens exist.

They are currently laughing off rumours of £20m bids for the better Bellingham. Obviously, they are being realistic and think £15m is more appropriate and definitely aren’t making claims that he’s worth £60m.

This thread is getting close to the trump one now where I live in hope any update is a case of finding out he’s dead from a ket overdose.

Shame his best mate isn’t there anymore. He’s fucked off to Canada - probably via an ICE van knowing the yanks.

Donald Jr (or whichever meffy kid of his that was filmed rubbing toot into his gums during a rally a month or two ago) is about to go mental if he’s having to pay a tenner more for a wrap.

Not too fond of your mams up that way though

2-0 us. Unless Gemmill tells us that the team bus might have a problem only for it to be fine. In which case, 2-0 them.

2-0 them

I had the misfortune of knowing his creepy uncle bentknob69

I am sure Musk will have loved hearing this:

1. Gutted. 2. Both - We'd get money, you'd get a top manager. 3. Yes. 4. Aye, Pep's available 5. Probably.

Confirmed with a £200m a season 'fuck you Masters' sponsorship would be nice.

But. But. She used to depend on it. The BBC wouldn't mislead would they? Surely not.

This is the kind of first post I can support. Zero fucks given. No hellos or nowt.

Given his history with Everton we want to keep him as far away as fucking possible from the middle east tbh.

"her"

I typed the first part of the tweet into google along with the here we go bellend's name (because I am sad) and nowt came up either. So presumably he's deleted it - or it's an impressive forgery.