Dazzler

I just figured they were all in wheelchairs considering there's a photo of that one couple riding a stannah.

Imagine where he'd be if he'd not missed those other three chances though? The shit cunt.

Got to be an opiate, no other reason he'd be that shite.

I think we’d be massively tempted at £75m like, especially if the player wants the move (which I’d guess he would). I think that gets us our RW as well as our long term Schar replacement and possibly even the upgrade in goal we need. You get a prem proven midfielder and we improve the quality of our overall squad which might help settle the itchy feet of some of our other prized assets for a spell.

The mental thing is I think we have the perfect player on our books for them in Tonali - we and they just haven't seen enough of him in the prem yet to see how perfect.

If you give us £100m for him then I am fairly certain we'll be a forgiving bunch. If your lot try a protracted bullshit negotiation starting at like £50m I'd probably just delete your account

HMHM: The NUFC fan base:

Starting to look like a phenomenal bit of business from the mackems tbf. They sell their star player for what now appears to be about £12m more than he's worth, although that wound will still sting. Luckily, they still have the better of the Bellingham brothers on their books to keep them hard while they finish on the backs of their sister mams.

The woman over his left shoulder realised pretty quickly that she'd been crop dusted.

A scouse baby with covid and his mam live in a pub according to the BBC. Typical scousers.

Not a Keira Knightley fan I take it.

I know that foul in the box against Leicester looked bad, but I didn't realise Bruno had to have both legs amputated as a result. Thoughts and prayers.

These cunts?

Die hard 2 for the last 20 minutes I thought. Slow death for the preceding hour or so.

How dare you copy my joke using your fancy Gaelic words.

You say this as if Pep is going to be there in two weeks

Scouse and washed together has a certain irony to it tbh.

Hope this helps. (It won't)

I think that's been especially true in recent times because I think Tino turns into Miggy when he gets near the opposition box. He doesn't know what to do, whether to cut in or go wide, pass it back or cross - because he hasn't been able to build up that understanding with the player in front of him.

I never lost the Christmas timber from 2015 and have slowly accumulated mass ever since.

Outside of football I don't have a problem with scousers as a rule, but then outside of football I don't really have a problem with anyone - even mackems - so long as football or human rights records don't come up. Within the confines of football I don't like any cunt - even a good proportion of our own fans can get fucked tbh. However, I do hold a special kind of dislike for Liverpool fans (for purely footballing reasons) - followed closely by Everton fans and then Villa fans. I'd take the crazy ramblings of the world's biggest MLF over any of those three because at least the mackem is unintentionally hilarious 100% of the time.

Harsh to lump big Frank in with us or Henman tbh. He at least held a world championship in relatively modern times.