Dazzler

Gordon’s hammy has gone by the look of things.

Isak’s sky graphic is going to be him turning around with this face and stomping like a toddler into position.

Fucking hell this is so premature it needs putting in an incubator for a few weeks.

Wonder when Spurs will enter the race.

VLOOKUPS are only done with a handlebar moustache and slap bass in the background. It’s the bushy mott of excel formulas.

Probably because that’s where Brentford is.

There’s only Arsenal and Spurs left to gazzump us now and two new strikers linked with us. I can see where this is going.

You’d think you’d focus on mastering English instead of being shit at more than two languages.

@Duffman nailed on.

And laptop is only one word

Hi Ibby, welcome back.

His value isn’t lower though, is it? We told them £150m. They offered less to unsettle him, even less than they told their friends in the media that they bid. Why? To unsettle him and force our hand. Fuck off with the moral high ground shit.

Na, he was there stabbing away.

No, we’ve told them it’s £150m or fuck off from day one. You know that already, la

What’s your username on RTG? If you aren’t called Keith my flabbers will be gasted

Priced him out of a move .. Liverpool told their media luvvies they’d pay £120m for weeks only to come in £10m shy of it. Fuck off man

Bet it’s framed as perfectly reasonable for them to demand above market value.

Grown up question for yeh: Something is pulling your drawers dewn. Is it: a) too much pocket cheyse or; b) some other marras keys? You have thirty seconds.

“Pussy team”

He had to pick his van up after he got bailed. Also, another cheeky tug.