Dazzler

I watched this. It was alright. Tries to create a John Wick style universe where every cunt is a hitman or spy. Only it likes the smell of its own farts a bit too much for my tastes but it was good enough that I’d watch another season of it.

Instagram? Fuck that. Enjoy my MS paint disaster.

Drew my santa hat in MS paint. Fuck off.

The lack of consistency in image size really makes this.

Fuck sake man, I've already got Albert down the big market selling tickets. He's labelling it "fight of the century" and everything.

"Sandro Ole Ole Ole" was about all I could make out last night from where I was. Second half it was hard to hear anything over the sound of a no neck gammon picking a fight with a black lad who was "talking shite all match" behind him. Definitely had nothing to do with race though, certainly not. Also not a hint of self awareness that the very thing he was accusing them of was the very thing he was doing. He said he would be waiting for the lad, his friend ("and bring ya fucking da an'aal") outside but he was nowhere to be seen when I left - obviously had plans with a wheelie bin, some matches and a metro inn. Other than that it was a mint game, Tonali clear man of the match - even without the goals he was everywhere and involved in everything we did.

Back to back wins and now away to a team we should beat. Will my (our) run continue? I wouldn’t fucking bet on it 2-0 us.

It’ll be tomorrow like, I’ve just got in and I can’t hack them fucking stairs coupled with Stanhope street. I’m near death.

Someone needs to get the Warren's on the ouija - they fucking forgot one.

3 minutes? Show off.

Most affected will have retired already and have a better quality of life than us poor cunts still working. "Please give me some compo so I can pay off the cruise without it affecting my savings rates." Fuck 'em. If I have to work until I drop then I have zero sympathy for any cunt that contributed to it by voting for shit that shagged the country up the arse without consent.

Second stupidest after the US voting Trump IMO based purely on the fact that we only voted for brexit once and would never (I don't think) be that fucking stupid again.

That doesn’t really help them other than getting his wages off the books which I presume aren’t huge. They still have to depreciate his transfer fee because they can’t afford to take that hit. EPL will probably let them transfer it to a hotel or something shit though.

"midtable stodge but good in the box" is what the wife wrote in my christmas card.

"They are so needy too" No witty comment required

Bruno has read this thread and in an act of defiance has dyed his hair blonde again. He intends on stinking the place out for the next 5-6 weeks so Pep loses interest.

This can only be based on him thinking Jose was a prick (which he is) and ETH was a useless, bald fraud (which he is) He has a similar attitude to Gordon IMO at least off the pitch. The only problem is his work rate on the pitch. He doesn't track back at all and when he isn't scoring goals he doesn't offer a lot else. That being said if Howe could get him bought into his way of working there is no doubting his ability - a consistent Rashford is world class IYAM - the problem is he isn't and has never been consistent so it all falls down right from the outset

Rashford says he wants to leave man utd. Spain or another winger for Chelsea?