Dazzler

Unless Ashby is the backup since they've given him a squad number.

Fucking just realised it says "code bites" fucking useless AI cunt.

I asked for a jug of Bisto, but beyond that and AI feeling morally suspect about including Adam before Johnson I settled with what I could get.

Not as good as the gravy loving former manager of Sunderland did with his players tbf.

I think in that whole presser he was asked a grand total of three questions that weren't about Isak

Louise Taylor pushing her luck and being shut down by the press bloke at the club

"There's always two sides to every story" - Howe lick arseing?

Howe vaguely hinting that the end of the Isak shit is nigh.

I bet it’s fucking raw, isn’t it.

A few, aye.

Nah fuck them. They've had it coming for a long time:

He signed a five year deal a year before he joined us and as we all know 5 - 1 = 5.

No, we're fucking not.

Spurs are trying to get Wissa now. Fucking hell

Merson or Rio Ferdinand.

Maybe they suddenly find £150m in cash somewhere too, just to add to clubs I don't want us to sell Isak too.

I can't wait for Liverpool to fuck Isak off even more when they submit a deadline day bid for Gordon instead.

'Wuh aal'wayuz liked Eyzak forreh mag, marra"

He's got nothing more to say. The daft cunt's said plenty.

Fonejacker'dYP

I think we'd probably knock the £15m off the asking price and tout him for £135m - We'd probably manage to shift him in that instance too, and it might encourage a bit of a bidding war - that Liverpool won't want.