Dazzler

Then what were your shin pads tucked into?

When Starmer was head of the CPS weren't rape convictions actually pretty high? I am still yet to see any proof that musk is as intelligent as his followers claim - You could take his name out of this tweet and tell me it was trump and I'd honestly believe you. Even the capitalisation is identical.

Nothing suspicious, just a really awful car made of cheap, flammable materials I bet.

Worse. A rich, white South African. That’s second only to Hitler in racist top trumps.

I reckon we might just wait until they go down. He will definitely have a psr favourable relegation clause we can exploit and is exactly the type of buy we should be making tbf.

They are all in the Canary Islands looking for fat bar codes to cry about online.

He can get fucked with his 6 pack and fake hair. He’s one suspect sexual encounter away from being a full blown Poundland Ronaldo.

Front 4 is about right IMO but the rest is laughable.

Thirded

I can see the promotional video now: Yasir Al-Rumayyan stands on the roof of the gallowgate with a gay bloke with a sign reading "breaking news" stapled to his back - launches him off into the road below (as the Saudis are absolutely known for, and holds up to total scrutiny). The CSI lot turn up and pick up a rainbow armband with "Jesus ❤️ U" written on it. A voice can be heard saying "I think that's mine, mate". Camera pans to Guehi placing it on his arm, wiping the remains of the gay bloke off it and winking to the camera. *Fade to black*

They're taking well at least: Post match vs Newcastle United | RedCafe.net

The more I look at it the more impressive it becomes that Ten Hag managed to win two domestic trophies with them tbh. Maybe he wasn't as hilariously bad as he appeared - be interesting to see what he does wherever he ends up next.

Plus the fact that they have paid in instalments for all of them so even if they do escape PSR sanctions (because they'll be given special treatment anyway) they will have absolutely fuck all in the bank to play with. No one is ponying up the kind of money they'll demand for Rashford up front, and at some point teams are going to want a bigger deposit from them when selling players because they are becoming a bigger and bigger insolvency risk. I've seen a load of comparisons to Ashley when it comes to Ratcliffe but in all honesty, they should be fucking praying for a tight cunt like Ashley to come in and balance their books at this point .

tbf we got prem experienced managers under Ashley - they were just either 10 years removed from the league or fucking dreadful

In fairness this has quite literally been the easiest run of games we've had all season - I'll take credit for the free flowing goals though, that's all on me.

...and yiz still wore ya ill fitting tewn tops on a random Wensdah, marra.

He also responded to a question in his interview on the American stream about his tactics - and would he need to change them. He just says something to the effect of - I change the tactics all the time but people seem to be obsessed with the three centre backs as if it's somehow the be all and end all of tactics. I like the bloke, I think he's probably too genuinely canny to be managing that shit show like and I think it seems like he's already starting to regret leaving Sporting.

Got to love that this was a case of how far they have fallen and not how much we’ve improved.

American stream is shafting Amorim by wanking themselves daft over Slot

I’m the one leading us on this glorious charge to the champions league. You’re welcome. (this cockiness all but ensuring I’ve fucked it for this match)

Fucking hell Man City breed some thick sounding cunts in their youth set up. Cole Palmer sounds like his two braincells are locked in an eternal knife fight and Liam Delap sounds like he’s got rocks in his head.

We keep playing like this and he keeps scoring like he is then none of them can afford him and half of them would be a major step down for him.

Sawdis sent a ceyse and desist marra. It was eyther parsnip the thread or parsnip me head.

Lisandro Martinez trying to make sense of what just happened:

Okay this is taking the piss now. It ends here. It has to. 2-0 us.