Dazzler

Scared. He’s a black lad in Turkey - who have never had a problem with racism. Unless of course they see a black lad in Turkey.

He’s not though. You must have missed it but he told a hilarious story about how he forgot his gilet.

Shite pen that to go with all those shit goals and assists and against all those other shit teams.

Because people are pretentious bellends and body warmer doesn’t sound fancy enough.

He still offers something in the final third, Miggy offers shagging attacking opportunities up the arse without consent.

Barnes off Miggy survives is insanity.

I’m so glad I got to be part of that stupendous patter about gilets.

The BBC is showing spurs struggling to get through against Tamworth.

The stick he gets is for that pen claim he looked for because he was too scared to shoot tbf. It’s that sort of shit I can’t stand about him.

Targett is growing into this. I forgot he was half decent at crossing

The MLS

I think Barnes has been shite until the cross that almost led to Osula losing a limb

We need Tonali or Bruno on at half time. This midfield isn’t clicking.

It’s been spot on for me but it’s clearly a second behind because both goals have been spoiled by the sky sports score app

Almiron with a unicorn cross. With his right foot, but still shite.

The ball from Miley was sublime too. Shame their defender got back quick enough to snuff it out.

Built like a truck with a porcelain doll’s face. Never doubted him.

Miggy shaving off whatever’s left of the fee we could have charged Charlotte FC.

Raging. It’s not ending like this. I’m not going down like this. Miley was shite there btw

“Put a shit tattoo on this, yi daft cunt”

Fuck sake the greedy bastard

Dubravka looked canny buzzing to still be here on that clip of him arriving.

So we go live the same time as the dodgy streams do to save both sets of supporters watching the indignity of having to listen to them drivel on about Man Utd vs Arsenal instead of our game.

Good. I love fireworks.

"Trump granted unconditional discharge" Can't tell if he's escaped jail time or denied antibiotics.