Dazzler

Fuck it. 2-0

Miggy cutting back in a dangerous position. Fuck me man, Osula should have been given the nod here. This is fucking shite.

Almiron can’t even shoot with his left foot now.

Chasing a game and Howe’s response is to take off Hall for Trippier. Fucking hell man

Bruno playing like he’s dyed his hair blonde again.

His ghost just defended a set piece then.

Gordon and Barnes on the wings too. We always look collectively shitter with those two IMO.

Wyki: Who keeps smashing my fucking bedroom windows man.

That suggests he has the mental capacity to critically think. However, evidence does not support that.

“He knew what he was doing there, it’s cynical.” As the replay suggests he didn’t even make contact.

Our defence are redundant.

I don’t think he’s on here mate, but I have my fingers crossed he sees this and you get the ride you’re after.

Murphy with the obligatory reminder that he’s still Murphy.

He’s got an entire international break to come before that man.

Aye Maddison and Harvey Barnes are on for them.

Best part of the half was Sean ‘MacGruber’ Longstaff ripping throats.

Terrifier 3. Wonderful family film.

Is “shite” common down under or is the mask finally slipping?

I pointed this out to my wife last night and she was convinced it was the same coat. Then said “eee doesn’t he have nice teeth” aye, he’s American man that’s just teeth to them and that coats not even the same colour. I’m not even convinced they are the same ethnicity. Top lad is ginger white and the bottom lad looks the spits of Altair from assassins creed (which is awfully convenient if you ask me).

I knew a lass called Community College. She shagged her dad and had a heroin problem. It’s not fun to talk about.

She was still a ride in Christmas with the cranks. Not so much in the Halloween sequels, they were hard to wank to. Not impossible… just hard.

Jamie Lee has a cock? Don't tell the Syrians.