Dazzler

West Ham are in relegation form and they fucking battered us. We probably shouldn’t get carried away.

Even the benefica players hated him based on this I found on Reddit https://imgur.com/MHFUeqt That same Reddit has people saying he’s good just not for teams playing a high line. So in short, he’s Dubravka. Why didn’t we keep Karius again?

He’s definitely not a millionaire now like, or at most is the tightest millionaire in the world to still work full time with his missus at the same company . Seems a canny bloke the little interaction I’ve had with him tbf. I wouldn’t have guessed he was a green football street mean factory machine.

Never mind the extra clem, these things are a fucking liberty:

My name is above someone far too tall to be me. I should be the baldy midget next to him. But if you could photoshop some flowing locks on that would be great.

Aye, it's definitely him then - saying that his face is unrecognisable - his missus works here as well - Didn't realise he was a proper hard cunt former hooligan like might have to keep that in mind if he ever questions his pay

I'm only 37 with a full head of hair - should I be offended?

"Does the company employ anyone who frequents waste receptacles that has a voice like a broken police siren?"

FYP

Quick someone get this on RTG - that should fuel the mackem message board thread for weeks.

50/50 chance that's because of racism though tbf.

That said - they're all on the far right.

I can't tell if the bloke on the far right has really long legs or a really short body but he looks like he's made up of parts from the odd bin.

According to transfermarkt he's fit. He was injured in October. Pope will end up in goal regardless. If he's got a fucked knee he might be less inclined to try kicking so he might have a better game.

Bloke in the glasses works at my place

He shat the bed in preseason for us I think and given he has been woeful on two loan spells we're probably struggling to find anywhere to send him out to.

That diving header (I think in the first half) was almost identical to that bat shit insane red card he got against Liverpool. Is Dubravka injured because lets be honest it'll be him on instead of the Greek or reanimated corpse of John Ruddy

Does it count as a clean sheet if he never gets on the pitch?

There can only be one.

Ruddy it is then

CEO shooter leaves court and is asked a bunch of questions from the press followed by something that caught me off guard and I am still laughing. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGdMv2P18/

Are we all in agreement that if Howe pushes for another extension on his contract we pull out the bedsheets and march through town?

No one in Italy has the money for him.