Dazzler

Phonetically bang on that.

This will all go brilliantly until we play someone proper shite, Low block teams have no need for a goalie against us. We never get shot off against them

This is better than the Isak shit.

Paul Gascoigne known for Gazza

I can't believe they didn't acknowledge his skills as a delivery driver:

Dick Van Dyke defying the odds for a decade. What a man.

How have I not seen this before the descriptions are fucking mint:

For them obviously. Not us.

Be even funnier in a morbid sense if he fucked off and started banging in goals again and Sesko properly shit the bed.

A tiny little black rectangle works better IMO:

Can't even have a crudely drawn cock and bollocks on a map of a mountain where the original already has a misshapen cock drawn on it.

Has it been deleted due to the online safety act?

We watched Untamed with Eric Bana. Not bad, not great. Both Eric Bana and Sam Neill are cosplaying as Rick Grimes from the Walking Dead for the entire thing.

Don't fucking try to rationalise things when I'm being irrational...

"Deader than a dead thing from dead land" Historically, deals being dead have worked out okay for us tbf

Sky confirming Isak's whereabouts. So he didn't travel for preseason because of injury but manage to travel to Spain despite his injury. What a fucking cunt.

Closet mag, marra. Wants to burn dewn the stayahdeyem of light.

Scousers waiting to welcome Isak to the neighbourhood while he's on the bench at Anfield:

Pope got lobbed when he bombed out of the box for a header against Celtic. A trick he was repeating from that one time he got bulleted against Liverpool and missed the league cup final. I think we can handle and are used to the occasional brain fart from goalies I think the only issue is he's not the highly rated 21 year old future England international we were told we were nailed on to sign. He definitely improves the squad though and that's something we've been crying out for. Surely Dubs is away though.