Dazzler

The mental thing for me is that Murphy is out performing Gordon on the metrics that matter - he has 6 goal contributions to Gordon’s 4. He got 4 of those in the last two games alone. I’m not for one second claiming he’s better than Gordon, but he’s definitely better than we all give him credit for IMO.

Only if he’s married them first, I believe.

They are also shipping out the bodies of the roofied boilers he’s finished pushing rope into.

An unnamed advisor to trump is claiming that these drones are part of the governments attempt to push project blue beam (a nasa conspiracy theory where they fake the second coming of Jesus to trick people into satanism - I know) It’s only in the Daily Heil like but an insider to anyone else it would be laughable to think it’s a genuine statement from an actual person. An advisor to trump though?

I think he’s at least one dodgy pass that turns possession over a game for the last 5 games. He’s becoming a liability in recent games tbh, and it’s scary considering how consistent he’s been for us.

Bruno only got the yellow for that challenge because it was so close to the dive and the ref clearly felt he’d dropped a bollock. Had Bruno been booked for diving he’s no where near that challenge on their player so it’s really a moot point that serves no purpose other than to highlight the biased viewpoints of the current crop of pundits.

I mean the difference in quality between the two sides helps like but aye they are definitely on SARMs like Bayern and Dortmund players.

You’re either way older than I thought or into women way older than I thought. Respect.

It’s in the tags now. I’m still high from beating a terrible team given the rarity.

So is there an actual crown or is it metaphorical? Do I need to attend a fitting or what?

I was tempted to do a fancy title but we just fucked Leicester on a boring thread title so fuck off. I’m at this match so expect us not to show up. 2-0 to us.

Yous are all fucking welcome btw.

If it lasts more than 6 hours he’ll need to go to A&E

Lovely by Osula that btw.

Ruud in the changing rooms after the match:

Ooh we’ve just been called so slick. Is this what Liverpool fans feel like? I don’t like it.

Dubravka is in danger of getting hypothermia here.

If he’s playing like a cabby then it’s Bruno’s da.. who looks like he loves a Marlboro gold as well.

That’s the spirit. Let’s get the shit cunt on the scoresheet. i hope trippier stays away from corners and free kicks too as he’s been woeful at them.

It was funnier the first time when it didn’t make any sense