Dazzler

Kinnear took him to hell with him.

I think we'll know for certain after Monday. I reckon Liverpool will want to temper the atmosphere during the match, so even if they do intend on making another move they aren't going to do it until our game is out of the way.

There's no such thing. They are just greedy for athlons.

I think I've found his agent then, lads:

Liverpool will try their luck with £110m again on deadline day. I’m sure of it.

He’s foreign and famous. He wins every ballot.

A justice for Khashoggi shirt would be the ultimate baller move IMO.

I heard he’s ordered zip ties, bin bags and a bone saw on his prime account. More as I get it….

Aye, maybe ask them to offer the right price Isak you fucking tit.

Is it weeks ago like? Did my Time Machine work?

Not if he goes round to whatever skip he’s dossing in and does it since he’s given up his house.

Makes a change from him limiting sight with his full contact sparring sessions against defenceless women.

Also where I’m at right now screams impending climb down. Liverpool won’t budge much on their price and will be questioning his personality. He’s fucked himself sideways the thick twat. The Russian gangster will have his kneecaps if he doesn’t get his five mil this summer.

Burn, Bruno and Gordon too. Anyone directly connected to the club who has spoken on it has been nothing but supportive. I reckon they might welcome him back to train with the team just so they can yark him about.

Also, who has pushed a certain narrative? The pushed narrative is his narrative the daft mong.

Sky referring to him as ‘Liverpool target Alexander Isak’ rather than Newcastle player

If what he said were true there’d be more lads downing tools. Mad that they’re all pulling together in spite of him. Fucking soft cunt.

It’s fucking insane how much Brentford want to play in the championship again.

And even if he was, he'd be called Keith.

Got a straw out to suck it out the carpet tiles good and proper. Typical Yorkshireman. Tight as fuck.

He'd get in yours. Be like having Darren Bent. Imagine that? A player worth racially abusing again.

Add him to the list of their midfielders who love a red.

He's not 27 until he's 29

At least one of the Isak's have just cause for a gammy groin then.