Dazzler

12 games. No goals and assists. He did score the winner in the FA cup final too tbf to him and whenever he got on for England I've thought he's looked decent. He's still a kid though and playing in a midfield alongside the reanimated corpse of Casemiro, a lazy, petulant goofy cunt or a Danish fella who literally died a few years back - so I don't think it's all on him in that respect. But aye, he's not as good as the media hyped him up to be.

Still great though. Just no Murphy.

Poor man's Jacob Murphy IMO.

Tindall would have definitely tenderly placed his finger on Emery's lips as he shushed him too. He definitely didn't just shush him from a distance - he's a master wind up and nutcase.

I see they've turned against Mainoo already

Duran was looking to yark his own teammates for not letting him take a free kick, if he got away with that one and took a yellow he was absolutely getting a second. No matter what he was getting sent off yesterday. Just saw Emery's post match interview there too - fucking hell - crying about the refs and VAR using intelligence to defend his player for a clear lack of it - He keeps up with that attitude then he'll be the next Liverpool manager once Slot shits his pants.

No, but the standard is 40% - the one I was putting away was 48.5% so in whisky terms it's this high:

He has them getting spanked off a PL team in the FA cup? Surely not. Someone needs to get his ticket stubs checked, pronto.

Tbf I do think Mad Dog is the one most likely to get a nosh in a public toilet and crash his car whilst off his tits.

It'll be fucking Andy Cole and you know it!

Can we at least agree that Schar played a blinder with that challenge? Not only was his recovery run class and his tackle timed to perfection but on the roll over he looked like he caught Duran which I choose to believe was intentional knowing he’d snap and get himself sent off. Of course, it may well have been an accident (and most likely was) but I want to live in a world where we are back to our shithousing best. The absolute brass neck of the brummy cunts calling any other team dirty when they have McGinn in their team.

Has anyone established why Bruno seemingly snubbed the fuck out of Howe at full time? I can’t tell if Bruno didn’t realise who had grabbed hold of him and was laser focused on whoever he was going to talk to and it looked worse than it was. Seemingly they were fine by the time the photo was taken.

Got to be over for me after this one surely? 2-0 us.

All the best to every cunt on here. I was fucked on high strength whisky and lager yesterday afternoon and dying today - stopped drinking at two, was sober and had rehydrated on tea and juice by 10 and still dying today. Not cut out for drinking anymore it seems.

Having saw it in person yesterday it’s fucking woeful like. The stripy one isn’t much better tbf.

Why not catch both - how often do threesomes present themselves? Plus by the time the symptoms show it’ll be after new year anyway, so you get the added benefit of a few days off on sick and your wife will leave you. I fail to see the downside.

Or concede a pen which is converted and then totally implode conceding a third a few minutes later

Warren makes complete sense as a promoter with one marketable asset that has just been chinned twice in one year. Especially considering the next in line is Dubois who is clearly already brain damaged - Warren will be shitting it because now his fights are worth a hell of a lot less without Fury as a world champ.

Nah there was one angle where the touch was blatantly off longstaff’s boot. The rest were extremely unclear. At that point I’d already put away 8 cans though so could well have imagined the whole thing.

Can someone do a welfare check on Albert? I can only imagine how badly he’s taking Fury losing two fights back to back.