Gemmill

What have they DONE to you?!

I think we're trying to get shot this window now.

You should be able to, you just need to change the url to start with Twitter.com instead of x.com, and do that outside of the forum. If you copy and paste it in and then try to change it, it won't embed. Also do it for the link of the post rather than the video if that makes sense.

At this stage, I no longer know whether to believe this.

No sooner had that poor cunt Strand Larsen drummed up the courage to tell the Wolves chairman he'd like to leave, and we went and signed a better version of him.

Nowt we can do about it. Players do have power when they are prepared to behave appallingly. No one expected Isak to go on like this. I just hope he breaks his fucking leg on arrival at Liverpool.

Try again but this time I want a rap entitled "Nicky with the thick dick". This is your chance to write your version of W.A.P.

I'm pleased if Isak's going. Means we get a clean break and Burn and Joelinton get a chance to launch him into the stands at Anfield. Reintegration would inevitably have a destabilising effect.

That's his fault, not ours. He doesn't deserve to play for us or Eddie Howe anymore anyway.

If we get Wissa or Strand Larsen on top of this kid, we've had an unbelievable window.

Just looks like your average German exchange student.

We've all done it. Just today, Toonpack said we'd signed Strand Larsen, did a post that made him look like a mackem, and then an hour later couldn't remember doing either.

Wait a minute, I just need to update something.... *ahem* SIGNINGS SINCE "IMO OUR BUSINESS IS DONE": .......THREE!

Nick Noodle bean. Why's he got two names? Although I'd do the same if I was a noodle bean.

Reintegrate Isak then make him play second fiddle to Thick Dick Nick.

I assume Stuttgart kept quiet cos they didn't want to sell him to Bayern?

We must have been on this deal for days. Excellent undercover work from both clubs.

Dont ruin the atmosphere CT.

FUCK OFF.

It's been confirmed now.

Genuinely worried the Bilbao squad might get kidnapped.

Andy Howe is getting fucking wrecked tonight.

He better not go on strike next summer to get his move to Bayern.

We're a Sky Sports confirmation away from being able to safely go back to thinking that Strand Larsen is probably a bit shit.

Once this is confirmed by multiple sources, it's time to fire up YouTube.