Gemmill

Aye it's dismal. I'm not immune to being suckered in by a clickbaity title or to watch supercunt Simon Jordan call Isak a little squirt and a little runt, but I never listen to it live. Like that pair of twats Cundy and O'Hara who are just paid to act like a pair of drunks laughing at clubs that have just lost a game to generate callers. Arseholes.

Top scorer in the U21 Euros, including a hat trick vs Spain, and a goal every other game for his club side last year. He scores a lot of goals for not a striker. He's not a classic "number 9", by the sound of it, but neither is Isak. Both are strikers though.

Should be an easy decision for him when we tell him that we can't accept the offer unless he accepts that he can't have that bonus. If we make him the blocker to his own move, then it's up to Liverpool to agree personal terms that compensate him for it. Or he stays because he's too greedy to leave.

Where the fuck is Clery's video about how this lad is gonna score 100 goals this season?

Aye clickbait. Another senior member of the forum scammed.

We need to spend £60m in £60 hours. Eddie Howe as Richard Pryor, Jason Tindall as John Candy.

That can't be real, the Murrayfield thing. Logistically, sending another two sets of football fans into Edinburgh on a weekend as well, there's no way that happens.

Saw a clip of his club interview and the lad asks him why he picked the number 27, and he actually starts singing and says it's because he's... Ein.... Zwei..... Drei times a neun-yyyyyyy.

We'd have one striker worth £70m and a £130m smoothie if you had your way.

If we're gonna be mixing it with the big lads, £60m is standard for a second striker. Liverpool are gonna have two strikers worth £200m. We'll have two worth £120m.

Nailed on Dougie dyes his hair and is sensitive about it.

Unless you're talking about that video. I haven't watched it, I'm too young to have Facebook.

Nobody thinks they should be allowed to do this.

His fucking Postman Pat head.

Ok boomer.

Lasses making some big moves. Finland international signed.

Garang Kuol has been sold to Sparta Prague.

They're after the kid from Barcelona too. I'd love to think there'll be a PSR reckoning for Chelsea at some point, but I think it's clear that the rules just don't apply.

Mainoo has told Man United he wants to leave on loan to get first team football. I don't think we could offer him that, and I wouldn't want Howe to be developing their players for them.... But other than that he'd be a decent low risk squad padder.

Hope reckons Wissa's agent has flown in to London and they're just "waiting for the nod to come to Newcastle". I mean I think that's probably been the case for the last month, so I'm not sure that's anything new.

Well I think you're gonna be disappointed. I think if we can get £130m for him this window, and just move on from the whole mess, that would be preferable. I hate that he's getting what he wants, but I don't think keeping him just to fine him for a year is workable. He's flaky with injuries anyway, and I just hope his career goes off the rails from here on, cos I fucking hate the bloke.

If Miley is a homegrown/free player (due to age) for CL purposes, we need to keep him for that alone.

Only if you make yourself watch it.

OK so what is your real world solution to this though? Not I want him liquidised in the canteen blender. What is your realistic solution? If the player is just saying I will never play for the club again, even saying right well we keep him and we fine him every week for the next three years, and we make him train by himself etc. That's still a huge drain on the club.

I agree with most of what Edwards has said, other than his claim it is "weak". I think that's unfair, and he would be better off majoring in the fact that the club didn't realise that Alexander Isak was such an amoral piece of shit.