Gemmill

Ahem.... "put it in my booty".

Imagine, if you will, a forum of middle aged men discussing YOUR DAUGHTERS like this.

One a made up story, the other EVIDENCED FOR ALL TO SEE!

Toontastic Misogyny Avengers ASSEMBLE! Dear, dear me.

Just looked there. We signed him on 26th August 2022, and the Liverpool game was 31st August. So aye, he would have had a few training sessions under his belt.

https://youtu.be/wNmv966NT9o?si=Izw8uXt50k3wwgH5 This is actually a good analysis. She talks very quickly but she does put a lot of thought into these videos and she knows a lot about how we play. Puts a lot of the lazy pro pundits to shame. The video won't embed for some reason.

Isak got chucked straight in at Anfield mind. And got off to an immediate flyer. I think there's a decent chance he's on the bench if we get him registered in time.

Gloomy's lass has put this graphic up. Red is Woltemade, Green is Ekitike and Blue is Sesko. First thing to say is that he looks like a significant upgrade on Sesko.

I hope Howe doesn't start him at the weekend. I don't think he will either. How a striker starts at a new club is so important, especially when they're on the younger side.

God bless German clubs. "Unprofessional and greedy" could be the Premier League's tagline.

Is there a reason why Stuttgart didn't do what Leipzig did with Sesko and tried to initiate a bidding war? Have Bayern pissed them off with Woltemade in the same way Liverpool have for us? I'm amazed that everyone involved in the transfer managed to keep a lid on it until an hour before it was done.

Greetings Interim Merlin.

I would love to think Thick Dick Nick was alerted to our interest on Monday, thought to himself well I might as well give these a watch tonight, and by full time was screaming down the phone at his agent to get me to that fucking magnificent club IMMEDIATELY.

What have they DONE to you?!

I think we're trying to get shot this window now.

You should be able to, you just need to change the url to start with Twitter.com instead of x.com, and do that outside of the forum. If you copy and paste it in and then try to change it, it won't embed. Also do it for the link of the post rather than the video if that makes sense.

At this stage, I no longer know whether to believe this.

No sooner had that poor cunt Strand Larsen drummed up the courage to tell the Wolves chairman he'd like to leave, and we went and signed a better version of him.

Nowt we can do about it. Players do have power when they are prepared to behave appallingly. No one expected Isak to go on like this. I just hope he breaks his fucking leg on arrival at Liverpool.

Try again but this time I want a rap entitled "Nicky with the thick dick". This is your chance to write your version of W.A.P.

I'm pleased if Isak's going. Means we get a clean break and Burn and Joelinton get a chance to launch him into the stands at Anfield. Reintegration would inevitably have a destabilising effect.

That's his fault, not ours. He doesn't deserve to play for us or Eddie Howe anymore anyway.

If we get Wissa or Strand Larsen on top of this kid, we've had an unbelievable window.

Just looks like your average German exchange student.

We've all done it. Just today, Toonpack said we'd signed Strand Larsen, did a post that made him look like a mackem, and then an hour later couldn't remember doing either.