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Fuck I thought they'd won it for a second there. So did Potter, the dafty.

Did the same with Toney, didn't they. I assume it's the same and he's being allowed to play pending the full investigation.

4th in the league, 4 points off top, and booing the team off for a 2-2 draw.

Paqueta is facing a chunky ban still, isn't he? But aye, they've got some decent players there.

Aye. Money and PSR will, as ever, be the constraining factor. Clearly knows what he's doing though.

Mad this game. It's just players swarming on whoever has the ball in numbers. They must all be on half time inhalers.

Good lads West Ham.

Not happened yet. 😑

Hoping to see Villa collapse from exhaustion in this second half.

My app told me he missed the pen but now he's scored it. Was there a retake ordered?

Mbeumo too short to score a penalty.

Those changes he's just made seem mental. Taking off Richarlison and bringing on a 17 year old forward when you're 2-1 down. The change was booed so presumably the Spurs fans don't know what the fuck he's thinking either.

Oh Ange.

Bournemouth 4 goals from 2.2xG last week, 5 goals from 1.8xG this week. Enjoy it while it lasts, lads.

Very occasionally when I walk the dog, there's a bloke practising his staff fighting moves at the top of the hill. He's not very good at it so it all looks a bit star wars kid, but he seems to be enjoying himself.

LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAY. The people who gather in fields or forests, and act out medieval battles or scenes from fantasy books.

Are you a LARPer? That is a medieval tramp's outfit.

Fewer. Fulham have lost fewer games than us this season.

Nice manicure.

@Dr Gloom Your lass is fishing for compliments from toon fans again.

Is that all in your conservatory? Your wife must be a saint. And it must look like Blackpool to the neighbours when the pinball wizard is doing his stuff.

Bournemouth are a decent side who are having a moment. I don't think they'll finish top 5 though. Nice to see other sides being competitive at the top of the table though, as long as they don't finish above us.

It's FIVE!

That's not how the space continuum works. If it was, Marty McFly would have humped his mam and everything would have been fine.

Forest 4 down. Wheels have come off.