Gemmill

Fuck.

That dirty fucking cunt Van Dyk.

Should have been 2 nil. Fuck!

Get in!

These two speaking with genuine heartfelt regret in their voices that Liverpool haven't turned up and completely fucking steamrollered us yet.

Well we're working some opportunities tonight.

Unlucky there for Murphy.

We're properly wasting some decent dead ball situations so far.

Commentator not happy with a Liverpool player getting booked. Here mate, FUCK. OFF.

Get that little argie snapped, Joe.

"This is their sprint relay team, now can they pass the baton" I'm gonna assume that sounded better in his head.

Need to at least be getting a shot away there.

Canny of them to let these two Liverpool Fanzone lads do the main comms.

Murphy in for Willock.

My mate lost his keys on a night out once, but didn't realise it until he'd got to his front door, mortal, with his takeaway chicken tikka masala in his hand. When we pulled up at the house in the taxi a bit later, he'd fallen asleep on the doorstep and he looked like he'd been murdered cos the scruffy cunt had eaten the bright red curry with his bare hands.

Prepare your anuses because this country is about to get even more mental.

He's never been the same since Amanda Baby left.

South Korea were just concerned you lads had run out of things to fill your nappies about.

6 months down the line, people on the right would be saying I can't believe Biden hung his son out to to dry. What a weak cunt. Can't believe we ever made him president. I repeat, we're talking about a country that has just voted a felon in as president, and the last time he was president, that same felon pardoned a family member and has just nominated that same family member as US ambassador to France. Proof positive that what Biden has just done is only a big deal if the left makes it a big deal through its usual hand wringing and self flagellation. If the country at large doesn't give a fuck about it, why does the left have to make such a big deal and worry about it's moral high ground. Moral high ground gets you nowhere.

The left just needs to keep turning up in the octagon and putting its dukes up like Gentleman Jim. We're talking about a country that has just voted a 34 count felon in as president. I'm sorry but I'm not interested in hearing how the rest of us just need to fair play our way back into the game.

Cant believe I've actually found one of him in your gear.

Just apologise by PM if you want to keep it on the DL.

Getting paranoid about his hairline. We've all been there.

I mean I assume that's some kind of weird homphobic gesture? I don't suppose he writes I love Jesus on all his other armbands.