Gemmill

Aye well, R Kelly believed he could fly.

Because he's under contract and Adidas will have wanted him to do it. No one should be reading anything into that.

photo taken just after he'd read Isak's statement.

Loan approach rejected for Miley from Ipswich, according to Downie.

Aye, I don't understand anyone equating the two scenarios. We're not just seeing a difference because it's convenient; the two are genuinely different.

You should watch it, it's about bad stand-up comics.

"Tea"

A masterpiece.

I'm in the poolside restaurant eating pork gyros, staring at the fanny. It's 31 degrees and I'm wearing sunglasses. Enjoy your petty point scoring. 😎

The "why" question Adil Ray should he asking is "why are we having this cunt on?" He wasn't worth speaking to when he was an MP, never mind now.

He's got a deep voice which helps. Basically the scouse Barry White. What happens there to make them all squeak like that. Do they geld them?

We haven't signed players like that in the face of active competition from Liverpool and Man United. That was the difference here. Had neither of those clubs come in, we could have signed both of them, and that's been no different since the takeover. I agree that both have been very damaging hits though.

You've got to wonder about Amorim mind. He's so one-dimensional, and even that dimension hasn't been going great for him. I'll be very surprised if he's the bloke that turns their fortunes around. I wouldn't be surprised if Tight Jim is watching how Eddie Howe keeps getting us into the CL on relative peanuts, and stroking his scabby chin.

Strand-Larsen was first mentioned over a month ago, and hasn't been mentioned as much because we were going after Wissa instead. I don't think the Isak story is in any danger of dying off without Ornstein's input either.

The message it sends to the rest of the squad would be absolute poison, if we gave him a payrise.

Aye, I've definitely said this a couple of times, but talk of being on strike is one thing, but when match day comes around and a perfectly fit member of the squad isn't there because he'd rather play for someone else. The cunt can just fuck right off. If and when he leaves I'll watch any game he's involved in hoping he breaks his fucking leg.

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Yes.

Go and change your dungarees, Swampy.

Also, Liverpool spent £115m on Florian Wirtz this window. They've practically established the market for a £150m Isak.

Boring cunts: you never see rugby players disrespecting the referee. Footballers would do well to learn a lesson from them. It's disgusting the way they go on. Rugby players:

I mean the difference is Wissa, at 28, and with a year left on his contract, is self evidently not worth £60m. We'd be lucky to get much north of that for Isak with a year of his contract to go.

Wonder if they'd be pulling this shit if it was one of the cartel after Wissa, or if it'd be cap doffed and wish the player luck.

Flip to Ramos, get him and let Brentford stew til deadline day. Don't pay over the odds for Wissa and then try to get Ramos.

In his head, I bet he had everyone nodding their respect to him as he walked to the match. Tapping him on his shoulder for a silent, reverent fistbump. What a fucking tool.