Gemmill

Banished upstairs so it'd be live telly though the itvX app, which is a piece of shit. Can't change channels at half time when we're winning anyway.

Trosspot following through with the acting performance.

We could really do with Dubravka sticking around. He's been dead solid these last few games.

Fucking hell I thought my stream was bad.

Right. LET THE TIME WASTING BEGIN!

I must have the Yorkshire stream again.

What's up with Rice's face. He's got late stage Michael Jackson pallor.

Fancy trying to backheel it there. What a prick.

Just seeing Arteta there, I'd fucking love to win this with something controversial. Get that little bellend crying in the press conference again.

Another fucking blind ref.

Lewis-Skelly is a shit Lloyd Kelly FM respawn.

Martinelli left his foot in there the little coward.

We look pretty confident. Knocking it about nicely.

I've been banished to the bedroom telly for this one. Currently on top of the covers, but you lads will be first to know if that changes.

That's a proper chance as well.

It's that North London Forever guff. Absolutely lamentable dirge.

He would fuck them right up, I reckon.

He won't be fully recovered. He looks the pathetic sort.

I'm pleased he's gone Willock over Longstaff.

Well somebody learns from his mistakes. Very proud of you.

Everton at risk of another breach and points deduction.. ... Careless.

Kieran Maguire, it'll be.

RobinRobin will have this wrong. Not a doubt in my mind.

Is he saying they're in breach or just restricted currently? Cos Chelsea reckon they're about to sign Guehi, the fucking lunatics.

Was that Newcastle East End or West?