Gemmill

Where have you heard that the chairman is in town? If true, I wonder if we're about to announce the new CEO/DOF.

You can get varicoceles sorted dead easy if it's bothering you enough. It's one of the many procedures I've had to deal with my sore bollock. They just insert a tiny coil of metal into a vein way upstream from your bollock. I don't even recall whether there was any anaesthetic at all, I don't think so. Anyway, it basically stops the flow of blood to that fucked vein and that's the end of the swelling and discomfort.

He's fully opted out of preseason. He's forfeited any right to an improved contract.

I don't think we can offer him a new deal at the end of this. It rewards him for being a cunt and sets the blueprint for any future players that don't like their current contract. If he stays, it will surely be on his current deal, and in the full knowledge that he's away next year.

It's this medical saga that has culminated in me being medical cannabis boy, so it's had a happy ending eventually, but it's been 15 years in the making.

Just a bald man in his 50s wanking on the family sofa where his kid watches telly.

Absolutely wild to be watching porn on the big telly. What a beast this man is.

Was it Lizzie Deignan.

This is how I'll get awarded the MBE.

Adidas are dishing out bum lickings to Olympians at Oasis gigs?

Ramsdale scouted by Andy Howe and signed by Eddie for Bournemouth when he was 18, which I didn't know. If Eddie knows and likes him, he'll do for me.

TP is Toontastic's PopBitch!

Looks like someone's taken a sharpie to them.

I see Paul Gallagher, elder brother of Liam and Noel has been charged with rape, sexual assault, coercive control, and threats to kill. I remember him getting his face in the papers and stuff back in the 90s. Anyway, minging.

"I'd rather break his legs than let him go to Liverpool" Mick Martin is playing @thebrokendoll's song.

That ex mackem is a director now isn't he? Probably panic-appointed post Eales going so that they have enough execs to even be quorate.

Also, these lads need to think about their continued access to the football club. If they know that and reported it, they'd probably find themselves persona non grata at the next CEO's open day. Might not be true but it would absolutely explain a ton of what's happening.

It was clear from some of the stuff Hope said the other day that he quite often knows stuff but doesn't see fit to make it public if he deems it would worsen the situation. If what the tf lot are saying is true, he may think that this is one of those situations. Video is here if you want to watch. There's no Charlotte so your blood pressure should be OK.

This would also explain how Isak has been able to just take the piss in the absence of any management structure above Howe. And also why we can't get any signings over the line. This is Venkys level mismanagement from the Saudis if this is actually what's going on. A billion pound business with no acting CEO.

"predict us on". What language is this?!

If the true faith lot are to be believed, Darren Eales left the club on 30th June, a week or so after his mate Mitchell. Which leaves Silverstone as the only exec left. Is it any wonder that the club is in total disarray. If that's true about Eales btw, that is an absolute fucking disgrace from the Board.

You lads do words good.

This Ben Jacobs cunt says we're talking with both Sesko and Openda (also at Leipzig). Anyone know anything about him other than he's Belgian?

Honestly, I cannot get worked up about a keeper, first choice or replacement. We're probably about to lose the best striker in Europe and can't seem to replace him. We've got a massive drop off in midfield quality beyond the first choice 3. Every time Schar plays he looks like he's injured about three times a game and his cover is Lascelles and then NOTHING. Get Ramsdale and fucking move on to sorting out the proper problems. You've got to pick your things to get worked up about or it'll send you round the twist. We're gonna sign Ramsdale on loan. FINE.