Gemmill

When everyone's telling you you're the best in Europe/the world, and others in that conversation earn multiples of what you get, and win trophies most seasons, it's not greed. That's what you think you're worth.

This should be the nail in the coffin for Liverpool's hopes of getting Isak this window though. No, sorry, we can't replace you so you can't leave.

Aye it'll be shite if he ends up going there, but there really is nowt we can do about that. If we come up against one of those clubs, we probably lose for the foreseeable. Simple as that.

I doubt it like. The protests for the ESL would look like nowt compared to the PL AND the bunch of EFL clubs railing against that. Plus if there's an independent regulator, the clubs can get to fuck cos they can't just make their own rules up.

If people are right and Howe is looking to keep him, I assume his conversations with Isak are around the fact that he's let us know too late in the window, to which I assume Isak's response was "Ah you mean your mad successful transfer window?! That window."

It's been 3 days and MF is testing boundaries.

Too much integrity now as well! You'll feature ON a stained glass window if you keep this up.

There's some history being rewritten here about Renton the great public servant, cos if I recall correctly you were mostly DESPERATE to leave that last job because Trump's flamethrower was making it extremely likely that you'd lose your job.

I had it on in the background last night and thought it was canny. It's definitely nothing like it used to be and they are genuinely very good players. I've just googled there and I don't think that tweet above is real. There's another one very close to it and I think they've both been generated to create drama.

There must be conversations going on behind the scenes about this. I do wonder though whether there isn't the Big 6 and "the other 10-12" who all take the view that this is working for them, and just stick together on the votes. There's not much incentive for Fulham for example, to turn the Big 6 into a Big 8.

She can't even get on as a starter in the England women's team.

How do those who think loyalty should trump all square away the idea of players leaving other teams to join us?

I would imagine the entire squad is annoyed by the lack of transfer activity. I would guess they were livid last August too.

This amounted to a decommissioning of one of them. Like a nuclear power station.

Aye I had an epididymectomy a few years back and the jockstrap was a good buy for that. That's real man shit btw, actually getting the back of your bollock sliced off. None of this soft lad tube tying shit.

Fair play to the lasses. Some canny saves by the England keeper too.

The latest from the straight dope.

Aye I couldn't believe it when I heard him there. Poor cunt will have gone the whole way in economy.

I tried to do a screen record to show you but the video doesn't capture the overlay of the cursor.

@Rentonthis might appeal to you. App called Quick Cursor. Give it a go. Basically if you're using your phone one handed, you can swipe from the left or right of the screen about 20% of the way up, and a cursor appears in the top half of the screen which you can then move around and tap (in the bottom half of the screen) to select stuff. I know you're a big phone man and this thing is handy.

Aye, he's probably fucked as well mind, they only arrived on Friday and they'll be jetlagged to fuck with lots going on, and that's twice in two days he's had to sit in front of the same faces and answer the same questions. We'd all probably sound pretty short with people in those circumstances.

Is that being reported? Or just what you think?

This ref only rewards dives.