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Howe looks to have kept the weight off that he lost through the pneumonia. I might see if I can get myself a brush with it.

This is truly a Singapore Festival of Football.

Elanga! 1 nil.

Settle in for some light racism. Craig Hope has posted some video footage of the Singapore Mags chanting "toon toon black and white army". And well.... The pronunciation of black and white army is quite something. I can't download it otherwise I'd have posted it and not had to look like the cunt that described it.

Good luck with the recovery!

How did it go @ewerk/eunuch?

Just to offer a couter argument here. If the option on the table when you took your paycut had been "a massive payrise and an improvement in pretty much every single employment prospect that matters to you", that's the job you'd have taken. When you're a professional footballer, your football club is your employer. It makes no sense to think that these lads should stick around "because the fans" or "because loyalty". Wanting to leave for better opportunities doesn't make him a reflection of everything that's wrong with society, it just makes him ambitious and, quite honestly, normal.

No, I've read Blacktop Wasteland, Razorblade Tears, and My Darkest Prayer. I'll get that other one for when I'm on holiday in a couple of weeks though.👍

I suspect Murdoch has got loads more revelations up his sleeve. He appears to have finally had it with Trump.

Aye it's been DOGSHIT since then. Hopefully tomorrow brings some wickets.

Good news soccer fans: Bend It Like Beckham 2 is in the works.

Posh wank, 2025 edition.

Nicholas Jackson added to our list of targets according to that. 😬

Hope's take. Realistically, they're gonna have to sell him.

Wykiki the fake news guru.

This is "Liverpool have bid £150m" all over again. Fake news bitches.

I mean that can't really be allowed to happen during a transfer window. If that's what's happening, it's another fucking ridiculous development in an already disastrous window.

Could be a negotiation tactic. Although more likely we're fucking up another transfer deal.

About fucking time. They've got a massive task on their hands.

I lived there for a year when I was a kid. I was only 5/6 though so don't remember much other than it being fucking boiling and eating weird food.

India 300 runs behind and 0-2.

No idea if this is accurate, but could be beneficial to us in future.

The official club account hasn't posted it. I had to go to the trouble of typing Eddie howe press conference Singapore because of your selfishness. You wouldn't act like this on mumsnet or your discord with the crypto bros. Disgusting.

Never let it be said that you can take a joke and move on.