Gemmill

Aye it's been DOGSHIT since then. Hopefully tomorrow brings some wickets.

Good news soccer fans: Bend It Like Beckham 2 is in the works.

Posh wank, 2025 edition.

Nicholas Jackson added to our list of targets according to that. 😬

Hope's take. Realistically, they're gonna have to sell him.

Wykiki the fake news guru.

This is "Liverpool have bid £150m" all over again. Fake news bitches.

I mean that can't really be allowed to happen during a transfer window. If that's what's happening, it's another fucking ridiculous development in an already disastrous window.

Could be a negotiation tactic. Although more likely we're fucking up another transfer deal.

About fucking time. They've got a massive task on their hands.

I lived there for a year when I was a kid. I was only 5/6 though so don't remember much other than it being fucking boiling and eating weird food.

India 300 runs behind and 0-2.

No idea if this is accurate, but could be beneficial to us in future.

The official club account hasn't posted it. I had to go to the trouble of typing Eddie howe press conference Singapore because of your selfishness. You wouldn't act like this on mumsnet or your discord with the crypto bros. Disgusting.

Never let it be said that you can take a joke and move on.

Bruno on Elanga: "he's dead fast"

Strange that he's saying he's still confident that Isak will stay.

The guru has delivered.

Post the link then FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

Howe press conference currently ongoing in Singapore.

Alreet Ground Force.

The "matching clause" stuff is interesting. I mean it sounds like it shouldn't be allowed tbh, but there you go.

It's probably not gonna happen, but the other amazing thing if Isak went to Saudi is that it would be one in the eye for the Premier League if their stupid financial rules prompted the best striker in Europe to leave for the Saudi Pro League. These rules were designed to protect the top 6, not weaken the league as a whole.

Is this from the same source that told you Luis Diaz was on less than minimum wage. 😝