Gemmill

Good luck with it. It's just incredible that these dickheads have the copyright over what basically amounts to a listing of future events.

He's not my source. However, I'd hardly say he's retarded anyway, 25 year old with a job and a salary many of us could only dream of. I wish I was that much of a retard. Equal opportunities employee tbh. Rainman with a notebook.

Stevie man, have a word. Anyway, I've heard your source is Craig Hope, who, if that video interview with Roeder is anything to go by, is borderline retarded.

Cheers, mister.

Oooo, some wires!

Guy at work was just saying to me that he read something in the paper with Allardyce saying that he doesn't want Baines because he doesn't have enough of a physical presence. Reckons he watched a lot of videos of Wigan's goals last season and that a lot of them can be attributed to the fact that Baines isn't big enough. Anyone else see this or is he talking shit?

I'm all about the bling tbh.

These new adverts have clearly given Snakey a guilty conscience.

Is that a meter reading?

Implying that the England manager is a pork knuckle is unlikely to help his cause.

Who the fuck is goldie?

Was just coming here to post that that Phoenix building looks like a Nazi hangout. The Jewish Sugar is gonna love it I reckon. Dopey twats.

Barker and Stonehouse, dear. Better than your average bed tbh.

There's a utility called Podutil that will copy from ipod to iTunes. Adds everything back to iTunes too. Aye and turn autosync off too like pud says.

The law of averages pretty much demands that one of these will be funny eventually.

Definitely. Aye that documentary when he was off to China to manage that team. He travelled with his dad, his agent, and someone else (might have been Five Bellies). They knew he was meeting the team management off the plane, and yet the lot of them got absolutely legless. Now either his dad or his agent should have been keeping him in check, but unfortunately they're all as thick as one another. Then Mel Stein was going out with him in China, and the two of them were getting bladdered, knowing that he had training sessions to take the next day. Obviously Gazza has a responsibility to himself, but when his personal management team is endorsing his behaviour he hasn't got a fucking hope.

Giggs as well? How do you know all this like? I'd have Giggs and Scholes here tbh. Sam could maybe squeeze a few more years out of them and they're both class.

He signed it Jermaine Jenas..... Mine is that I once scored a header from a Mick Martin cross Doesn't count tbh, seen as you were the designated goalpost at the time. WOODWORK!

Live PA at Central Park by any chance? The Ritzy, baby! He did The Real Thing, followed by his second (and I believe final) single (better to burn out than to fade away, Tony!), then I bumped into him at the bar. Legend!

I've met Tony Di Bart and have his autograph which reads "To Scott, you are nails, signed Tony Di Bart."

I would love to see Scholes play for us, but this has to be bollocks. Saying that though Fergie's got rid of players before when he felt their powers were on the wane. If the mackems can keep a straight face when they're linked with him though, I'm fucking sure I can.

When am he shaked hands wiv him?

"....a source close to the slaphead....."

Never mind these NO feuds spilling over onto here. I don't see Stevie making stuff up tbh, if he says it's happening, I reckon he genuinely thinks it's happening. Could have been packaged a bit better though.

Was it a theme bar? Black glass collectors ordered about by the white bar staff?