Gemmill

The spite in me used to not want anyone other than the usual suspects to win a trophy, as long as we hadn't won one. Now that we have, I'd be delighted to see someone other than Man City win the FA Cup.

Have we had a stripped back acoustic Blaydon Races yet? I've put it off.

It looks fucking brutal at the town Moor. Hipgrave looks like she's presenting from the set of Michael Jackson's Earthsong video.

Roads were absolutely dead driving to Sandyford and back. It was like lockdown all over again.

Same. I've ordered a pizza to pick up from Scream for Pizza in Sandyford though which I'm now regretting. Just rang and brought the time of it forward by half an hour so that I get there before all the street crowds disperse.

Looks chocca.

The audio is on Radio Newcastle from 6pm as well. WAH MASSIVE! Yet another bad day to be a mackem.

Sela's Spectacular Surprise had better not be a beheading mind. It would totally take the shine off.

From the Chronicle.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/mar/29/justin-welby-overwhelmed-scale-abuse-c-of-e-to-take-action This fucking wanker. Oh I was just too overwhelmed by the amount of child rape that was going on, that I just didn't know where to start. Oh and people expect their leaders to be perfect. Fuck off mate.

Geordie Dancer not getting a turn at the celebrations today feels like a snub.

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1893378351/newcastle-united-2025-league-cup-winners Not bad.

That was fucking wild. I'd never even heard about that before either. Seinfeld is not funny but he's not thick either, he must have known how that was gonna go for someone that's supposedly his mate.

I guarantee TrueGeordie is a huge Rogan fan, which would explain why he's disappeared up Trump's khyber. I mean he basically wants to be Rogan.

Here we go, Adam Clery time.

There's a few potential "so I moved in for a closer look" victims on there for PaddockLad. I know he's fond of Hipgrave.

Ratcliffe claims Man United would have gone under without his cost cutting work. Does that sound like a club that can afford Isak?

I couldn't believe that from Neville. He knows the plight of his former club atm, but they're all so convinced that, because Man United have been on top for most of his adult life, that it's just inconceivable for them to have an extended period in the relative wilderness. They're a club in massive debt with mounting financial problems and a playing staff that isn't worth a fraction of what they paid for them. Sponsors will be looking to either get out or get their fees discounted. They basically have to perform miracles next time they enter the transfer market to have any hope of turning around their current predicament. And this knob thinks Isak will remotely consider them as his next move. Tosser.

Yeah that's acceptable. Hot Mitch Summer is gonna be like an MTV Spring Break Beach Party.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/ng-interactive/2025/mar/28/paul-bamba-boxing-death Good read, sad story. Boxing is shady as fuck.

was that a drunken purchase or just a natural high from the cup win?

I allow myself to daydream sometimes about how fucking mint it's gonna be the day Trump dies. I genuinely feel like I should have a special bottle of booze set aside for it.

Given the standard of the comms to date, this doesn't seem like the worst news.

Nice one. I left my last job with 50% of my bonus unpaid, and it was 50% of a bonus that I'd been owed for 2 years anyway, but they didn't have the funds to pay it (it was a start up). I don't miss working for a start up at all. Constantly wondering when the company's money is going to run out and we're all gonna be out on our ear with no redundancy was a shit sarnie.

He meets Wilson in the canteen each week and takes his wages off him is what heard. And walks away doing his "this daft cunt" thumb over the shoulder celebration.