Gemmill

Trump pulls out of the debates as new national polls show Harris has closed the gap and "leads"* by 1 or 2 points, the fucking fanny. *Given margin of error, it's still an effective tie as it stands. Mad how the momentum has swung though.

Wait til they find out Sticky Vicky's dead. I don't have a current sitrep on Sexy Barbara.

Sat on the 4pm train at King's Cross to come home yesterday. At 4:03pm the voice comes over the annoy, "I have some bad news"... Someone had been hit by a train near Welwyn Garden City so ALL northbound east coast routes out of London were closed. They were sending all the other north bound trains that hadn't yet made it past the incident back to the station. The offer was "you can get on any west coast train for free and see if you can plot a path back to your destination from Birmingham or Manchester, or you can just wait and see what happens". The station was pandemonium, just cancelled and delayed, and what was delayed eventually became cancelled across all the boards. Finally got on the last train out at 11:15pm, walked through the door at 3am. Fucking pile of shite. (Obviously I had a better day than the poor soul hit by the train, and their friends and family)

KCG has approached me to read the audiobook version of his novel, so that would depend entirely on your appetite to listen to that particular book.

It's definitely the beetroot. If you eat 3-4 baby beetroot, it's enough to turn your shite and piss a slightly different colour. If you've ate a whole punnet, you'll be blasting out the devil's piss.

I think it was meant to be a female weight-lifter.

Congrats CT. Hope you'd covered your nip rings this time.

This is great news for anyone that wants the Tories to stay out of power. Tugendhat has set the terms and it's now a race to the bottom.

Paul Walsh

Aye just go. If you did kill someone you'll never know anyway.

Set the timer to stop after 15 minutes or at the end of the chapter. Then you know how far you need to go back if you fall asleep. I'm happy to do some lessons on Skype on how to listen to audiobooks if there's enough appetite. [fucking amateur hour over here FFS]

Not taking the piss here but I reckon listening to audiobooks is something that gets easier the more you do it. If I haven't listened to one for a while I find it dead easy to just start thinking about other things and before you know it, 20 minutes has gone by and you haven't taken in a single word. Basically TRY HARDER.

He munches foofi, does a poopi, he hates fucking Sunderland.

I'm on a packed train to London. Tube action once I get there. Just waiting for the sore throat...

MUFFDIVING amirite Sandro? HIGH CINCO AMIGO!

It was never free. It always says it's free if you don't have an audible subscription cos you get one free book for signing up.

Aye, won't make a blind bit of difference with his base, male or female, but shit like that will go down like a shit sarnie with a lot of women and blokes too. He's 78, he's thought these things all his life about women, it just isn't impossible for him to moderate his behaviour, or even to know where the line is on some of this stuff. Be interesting to see some polling in 2 or 3 weeks time. The internal polling that the Democrats have must be at least a toss up given how quickly they all swung behind Harris.

Yeah that'll be a no, Nigel, you fucking one trick pony.

Marrows in mourning.

If Harris beats Trump this time around, I don't really know what becomes of the Republican Party. Trump can't run again cos he'll be either 82 or dead by the time the next one comes around, and the party isn't a political party anymore, it's a personality death cult set up entirely to worship one man. I mean I couldn't give a fuck what happens to them, I just hope she wins so we can find out.

As far as I can tell Trump has said nothing of the sort.

Perfection.

Seems weird for the Mag to publish Ashworth's love letter to Man United fans.