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Get Tonia Couch out of retirement and back in a swimsuit ffs.

Chinese winning the diving and the shooting so far. Any precision event where people get better if you hit them with a stick until they improve, and it's all China.

I initially thought they'd done two completely different dives. The one Aussie lass nearly completely missed the diving board on the final spring bit. Scoreboard pressure. The Aussies simply do t have it in their lockers.

Get all the Aussie lads over here. The lass's synchro diving there. Aussies 12 points ahead of the Brits in Bronze, expected to challenge the yanks for silver in their final dive. Needed 71 for silver and to get less than 58 to lose the bronze and they TOTALLY fucked it. 48 points scored, 4th place, and a first medal for Team GB.

They can't replace him because their party now exists only to serve him. I genuinely don't know what happens to the Republicans if they lose cos Trump can't run again in 4 years - he'll be fully senile by then - but as I say there isn't really a Republican party anymore. Their convention is basically TrumpCon. I suppose they could turn to Donald Junior, but it's not even the name, it's the one bloke they all love.

So there can be no confusion about what he means.

I assume the two term rule stands whether they're consecutive or not anyway. The stupid cunts probably haven't got it written down and are just relying on gentlemanly behaviour.

He's not allowed to stand again, so that excuse won't fly.

If this gets reported widely and if it doesn't wake that country up to what's going on, they'll deserve everything this prick serves up to them.

Ridiculous decision to do this across half a city. Everything is taking forever. Those poor teats running with the torch must have covered 5k. Stick a medal on them.

I believe this is THE Sacre Bleu.

No kids is always a victory.

JD Vance takes the opportunity to clarify his comments about "childless cat ladies" by saying he has nothing against cats.

Topless bloke with biker boots and black hearts on each nipple. Classic French exchange student gear.

Another major scoop for footballinsider247.

For the supposed kings of culture and taste, some of this has been an absolute parpfest. French musical artists in particular. If they aren't gonna serve up Daft Punk at some point, they've dropped the ball big time. Pharell was on the red carpet earlier, surely that can be the only reason he's there.

Bit disappointed there's been no role for Louis Laloupe and Fifi Folle, stars of the Tricolore text book series.

Whoa this segment with the heavy metal band is brutal. Get some decent tunes, France.

They mentioned there has been no rehearsal. It really looked like it in that can can segment. Looked like they were all meeting for the first time.

Aye these boats coming through are a bit naff. You're not getting the same focus on the athletes as you usually do either, they're having to race through garbled commentary on who's who.

We should just be thankful that they're able to channel their energy into making up stories about policing the wearing of mag tops. If they didn't have this outlet, we'd be getting kicked to fuck left, right and centre on Britain's streets. There'd he nowhere safe for a mag to show its face.