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He meets Wilson in the canteen each week and takes his wages off him is what heard. And walks away doing his "this daft cunt" thumb over the shoulder celebration.

Aye Eales at the recent open day he did, telling journalists that he would "politely remind Alex that he's already on a long term deal". Bellend craic when you've got one of the best strikers in the world on your books and you're paying him a fraction of what he could get elsewhere.

We're gonna have to offer him serious money for him to sign another contract. He knows if he goes elsewhere he'll be able to demand multiples of what he's currently getting. As it stands, he's contracted to 2028, so you'd think we don't really HAVE to tie him down, but if he doesn't sign it's because he's got one eye on the exit door and getting paid a lot more for his services. We'll see. Time for the Saudis to get real about what he's worth to us if the Chairman is adamant we don't lose him.

@thebrokendoll order a bottle of this and I GUARANTEE you'll be successful at the nest ballot.

Vance's bitch wife isn't going to Greenland anymore.

A ridiculous human.

A victimless crime.

Cant believe I haven't watched one of these yet. It's making me want to watch the final again.

It sounds like a headline from The Onion.

What a fucking shock she must have got.

Aye Trump and his acolytes can claim it was "the perfect Signal chat", I don't care. There are plenty people still sane enough to know how stupid these people are, and they're a fucking joke amongst their peers. The people stupid enough to defend it aren't worth worrying about or arguing with.

There doesn't need to be repercussions, I'm just enjoying them being fucking hopeless wankers for a global audience.

Just been reading about that. This lot are fucked. There's loads more to come out, I'm sure, and they'll make fresh mistakes every week. They're bungling, incompetent idiots by design, it's all just gonna get worse for them from here. That Hegseth looks like he's got some skeletons that could do with exposing. If Der Spiegel is finding this stuff, hacker groups will already have been all over it.

I think they needed someone a bit more imaginative than Reeves as Chancellor. She comes across like a fucking robot, and as BoE alumni she was probably never going to do anything other than continue the status quo of managed decline, despite the early rhetoric.

Absolute dinosaurs itt posting from their laptops. You'll never truly achieve the much coveted "tech neck" look until you've spent 15 years posting to TT from your phone.

I'd do it for that. You get to see a bit of the world if you end up doing European games, and if you could stick it for 15 to 20 years, you'd have built a canny nest egg. Then it's off to the Sky Studio to defend all the mental decisions your mates make. Or if you're Keith Hackett, it's off to twitter to slag off all the mental decisions your mates make.

Btw that means your images aren't working for anyone but you. Who's the PUTZ now, buddy boy!?

Ah I don't use my work laptop, this is all on my phone. Haven't posted on TT from my work computer in about 15 years. That way, danger lies.

@Dazzlerfor your images, are you clicking the Add Files button and uploading them? That's how you do it, you facking melon.

Howard Webb reckons PL referees earn £240k per year on average. That is mad.

That little fucking dweeb playing the hard lad. These people are just funny to me. It's like live action South Park.

A day in the life of @Monkeys Fist

It is actually worth watching so far. Tweets from incredibly spiteful Liverpool fans being read out and laughed at.

Enjoyed this little 25 second intro piss take. I haven't watched the rest of it btw, so don't blame me if you keep watching beyond my curated 25 seconds and it's shit.