Gemmill

He's just a big retarded meathead. I bet you fancy bouncers too. Eeeeeee lookureez muscles!!111

Radgina fancies Vin Diesel ffs. Hilarious.

Wtf? Did that little outburst even make sense in your head? I'd fucking hope he's gonna get better btw, or else we're fucked.

I'm assuming this is Wacky signing up as one of SMO's ex's, using a photo from his school album.

I've always pretty much assumed that anyone with a Myspace profile would automatically be the sort of person I have no desire to make contact with/keep in touch with in the first place.

Three times, I shagged Gemmill three times! Education standards in Germany are clearly slipping. Das ist vier fingerfurters!

If he put the word "Goose" on the end, it would be a fucking great way to answer the phone.

"Was ist das? Das ist ein goooooooal!"

"I want it all!.......and I want it nooooowwww!"

Canadian mate always "Johnny's Pizza, two-for-one". Tit.

A case of vodka? WTF?!

Capital of Culture.

Not forgetting the fact that Freddy called him a hermer during transfer negotiations.

Baggio, I'm surprised at your passionate defence of Emre, as a black man.

Baggio mate, he gives the ball away a canny bit. At one point on Monday night he was 10 yards away from Milner(I think) who was on the touchline, and he passed the ball 2 yards behind Milner and straight out of play. And Milner was stationary.

Anybody answer theirs like a twat? A lad I knew in America used to answer his with either "Speak." or "Go." What a tit. And he was informed of that too.

Man alive! They wouldn't look out of place in a zoo.

Michael said: "It's just one of those things you have to do, it's all part and parcel of supporting Newcastle United." No, it's part and parcel of being a total mong, dickface!

It was a polo shirt or something. My first thought was, I'm sure I've taken the piss out of them before Poor Renty baby.

Did he? Was it a dress shirt with the club crest on it or something like that? I'm just making that up btw, I can't remember at all.

The "fashionwear" that they sell in the club shop is absolutely horrific btw.

Aye I had my first one in 97 or 98. After I started working. It is completely unnecessary for schoolkids to own mobiles though imo.

That's scandalous. Can they do that?! I can understand them only refunding you sale price if the sale is no longer on, but to say that they'll only refund you sale price because one has started since you bought the item has to be illegal!?

If you're a season ticket holder, that'll be paid for with the stunning 15% discount.

I'm really rather pleased that they aren't selling.