Gemmill

You've found porn? On the internet? Where have they been hiding it?

He's probably furious that someone at the club has leaked the news of his resignation early, so he's walked.

Aye blatant waste of the invite. "Gorranygoodplayazleyyyyyyyyk???"

What a dipshit saying something like that to someone working for the BBC. Malcolm Allen's not about to lie about something like that really, is he? Thick as fuck.

Posting links to the competition's websites isn't going to help HF's cause.

The Manic Street Preachers are currently playing on Sunday AM with Carol Thatcher looking on. Rock n fucking roll baby.

It must be love.

Pitch invasion at the end. Players having to leg it.

Leeds on the verge of relegation too. Whoops.

...if things stay the same. Just took the lead in injury time to go top. Mental. 3 successive promotions I think they just said.

Even his jab was nearly taking the bloke's head off. He was on Soccer AM a couple of weeks ago, and seems a sound, intelligent enough bloke too. Good luck to him.

Christ, I can just see the twat coming back in a week's time with a tan, a sombrero, and an inflatable donkey, pissed as a fart. What the fuck are we doing sending this fucking retard off to find decent players ffs?

Chelsea 1-1 almost immediately, the thread-ruining arseholes.

Fucking shite the pair of them.

Aye, you can see queues a mile long at the turnstiles first day of the season.

Someone linked to it on here, think it was Skol actually. Saying that Roeder got hauled over the coals after (I think) the Man City game, and that Shepherd is very confident of being able to replace him with Allardyce in the summer. Supposedly this kid is a bit of an ITK and has got stuff right before.

Really?! Was listening to the radio today, and this bloke was off to the Leeds game and taking his bairn who's not even 3 yet. I think they can go down today or something so he was basically saying how it could be a sad day but he felt he should be there etc. The cheapest ticket they would give him for his kid was £36! Unfuckingreal. Especially after the season they've had. Reckons he's not going back until Bates leaves the club.

w8n ffs. w8n!?

Has anyone seen Patrokles around since this thread started?

Any good?

Pretty much as you describe but with no photo, I think. You put it through a scanner thing to get through the turnstile.

Oh dear.

I was thinking Nancy wasn't looking as nice......then she went in the sauna.

Gemmill: Stop throwing barrels at me, you tit! Dave: Oo-oo-ah-ah!

He's a shaved ape. FUH AH CUH TUH. I'm really going to enjoy meeting you a second time. And I mean REALLY enjoy it. HELP! I've got a monkey on my back! Ferk, the mackems just scored.