Gemmill

So rude!

Fucking hell Parky, another own goal! Do you have any credible sources for your stories?

IS IT SAFE?

Parky's Deep Throat provided him with the article. The two meet on opposite ends of the same bench in Exhibition Park and exchange information. The one overlooking the band stand. Sometimes his source doesn't arrive. Sometimes he is drunk. Most times he has shit himself.

Asked him if a mackem watermark is a shit stain.

I'll text my sister's mackem boyfriend with this. He's one of the fucking idiots who still thinks they're in a position to take the piss out of us on footballing matters. He even comments when we don't fill the ground - Jesus wept!

north west on the map marra North of London, aye. It's not in the north of the country though. Nee Jack Palance.

No, "the hits just keep on comin'". What's that off?

Is that serious?

I don't know if that's a line from the movie or if you're now trying to come on to me.

Manchester is in the Midlands. That's all I know. No way is that North.

This is getting gay. I'm gonna hate the brakes you'll fly right by.

Or can i? Gemmill, if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong! Wellsy, you're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go on these forums, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.

Take your Midlands chat elsewhere lads. It's not wanted around here.

How many times can one man watch The Good, The Bad and The Ugly??

Wellsy's egos writing cheques his body can't cash.

.... and the hits just keep on comin'. What film's that off again?

Oui. I'll be there.

White Zinfandel ftw.

Is that a turkey twizzler in your beard, Bob?

Tit!

WHICH IDIOT UNPLUGGED THE TRANSPONDER?!!!111

"especially if the transponder was turned off." Ooooo Parky gets technical.

A quiet drink. On St. Patrick's. In Belfast. Good luck with that.

Parky do you want me to say something sarcy so you can go about "embarrassing" me instead of yourself?