Gemmill

She's easily the most false, vacuous person I've seen on BB and that's saying something.

True, but to be two months away from the medals when you leave?

Must be mental if you ask me - a chance to add a few more medals to his haul and only miss a couple of months of the Swedish season. Although I suppose if you're a fan of his club in Sweden he's a bit of a hero for doing it.

Noffink.

No need for a detonation device if thermite is used. Termites can't chew through steel.

So had they planted the bombs and then someone just happened to fly the plane into the building? Or did they use the planes in lieu of a detonation device?

Sounds to me like you conspiracy theorists have got the whole thing sussed.

Rudeness!

At least Dyer/Bowyer happened in the heat of a Premiership match though. Not a couple of blokes arguing over a karaoke duet. I bet Bellamy wanted Riise to do Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb" with him. "Come on boyo, I'm a sex bomb isn't it."

It was only dwarf boy hitting him with it ffs. Have you seen Lord of the Rings? Hobbits are shit in a scrap.

Helen Daniels' stroke was the best. Basically consisted of her sitting in the chair pulling a face that Lee Evans would have been proud of.

If this lad was a regular member on here, and had decided on having a bit of banter, he wouldn't have got any grief. As it is though, he signed up just to take the piss, so people let him have it. Tough shit imo. I'm not into mentioning Hillborough, but if we're going to get a scouser on here talking about "manufactured" support, then he has to expect people to make mention of the fact that Liverpool's support has an unfortunate habit of killing people.

Your avatar, I think.

What's it like to have murderous support?

What is it with these scouse knobjockeys? And all because we took the piss out of some fucking tramp that wanted to know if he could sneak into the ground on last year's ticket. All of a sudden we're swamped with thick bastards intent on defending the honour of a thieving twat.

Cleaner. Used to have one and it was fucking great.

First thought when I saw the thread.

Undermined his authoritayyy tbf.

You can't compare being called white with being called black to be fair. There isn't any long history of white persecution from black people. I'm sure many here in the North East feel that there is a London bias in the media and that the North East is forgotten and patronised. A Londoner could say "I wouldn't mind if the North East media forgot about us" because it doesn't affect him in the same way. It's not for white people to decide how black people should feel, but referring to somebody as a "black" bastard is racist. No argument. Call the guy a cnut, a wanker, a prick, a bastard but leave colour out of it. I think political correctness is often abused but not in this case. Aye, spot on.

Aye, get a cat. My mate had a mouse once, but he chased it round the house with a chair leg and battered it to death. I know it's not really funny, but the sight of him chasing it round the house shouting "FUCKIN SQUEEEEEAK!!" had me in stitches.

Aye, the "Scottish fuckpig" will clearly be the one responsible to this. It all stems back to the incident when Souness grabbed Bellamy by the throat in training (LM knows that this happened btw, so don't bother arguing). I sincerely hope that this is the end of that little tit at Liverpool. It'll be fucking great if it is. [LM]Players can do whatever they want off the pitch as long as they perform on it. And yes, that includes setting about their team mates with a golf club.[/LM]

Correction: the London based press would have you believe that Ferdinand is a "brilliant young player". In reality, he's fairly average.

Haha did the useless prick get knocked out? Quality.