Gemmill

You ARE Roeder's Comical Ali though. If you lot weren't so DOWNRIGHT MEAN to poor Glenn, I wouldn't have to be! Your relationship with Glenn is spookily like Gemmill's relationship with Souness was. Which is why Gemmill is so hard on Roeder - he simply can't forgive him. I was never as accomodating to Souness as Patrokles is to Roeder's shortcomings. I REFUSE to accept it!

Roeder did say that about Campbell though, on that Radio Newcastle phone-in. "We looked into his playing history and we felt he had played too few games in the last couple of seasons."

You ARE Roeder's Comical Ali though.

Prince Akeem tbh. "Yes! Yes! Fuck you too!"

Never heard Campbell express that or heard it reported like. I did hear he wasnt right in the head and that any sane person would not then move to Newcastle to resolve that one. Gemmill it was you who said that No no no, I constructed a Shepherd quote based on the claim, but the claim wasn't initially mine. Not like you to not take the glory. E G O The glory? I responded to a thread in which someone claimed that Shepherd had called Campbell a hom. That it was FUCKING HILARIOUS is beyond my control.

Never heard Campbell express that or heard it reported like. I did hear he wasnt right in the head and that any sane person would not then move to Newcastle to resolve that one. Gemmill it was you who said that No no no, I constructed a Shepherd quote based on the claim, but the claim wasn't initially mine.

Erm.....no.

Who was it who claimed Shepherd called him a hom in the meeting with him?

I'd love to think that was for a laugh, following Renton's comments about the random shit you post. I fear that would be giving you far too much credit though Again, I would not be surprised if people took it literally. The point being, when do we start contracting players ready for the first day of the summer window? Now? In 2 months? In May? Seriously, how far forward does it have to be to be good 'planning' and getting one over on every other manager who seem to be more than able to start and complete deals inside the window. I'll accept having the players in time for the start of pre season training instead of after the season starts for a change. Exactly. That's what pissed me off about Roeder big style last summer. When he took the job one of the first things he was saying was that he couldn't even afford a holiday because he has to assemble the squad for next season. The next thing was that he was off to Turkey for a couple of weeks. Then at some time in July he said that he has to sit together with Fat Fred and draw up a list of players they should go after. The "planning" and concluding of deals just always depends on the circumstances. At the moment Newcastle now too well what type of players they need (I hope they do). So they can look at those players and sound them out or unsettle them. A lot is done behind the scenes. And when it's clear that the opportunity of getting one of your targets arises you have to react. Then it doesn't matter if it is January, April or June. But it shouldn't be July and only under the worst circumstances August 31st. so you'd be happy if Arsene Wenger started having cosy little chats with N'Zogbia in a few months time? Seriously Vic, are you doing this deliberately?

Spot on! They get to meet whever they choose as MOM, and present him with something. So, generally, it's whoever they fancy meeting. Hasn't Milner won it a few times in a row recently? They must be gluttons for punishment. "THE BELLTH ETHMERELDA!"

My favourite is the "I'm not going to go out and sign bad players because that's not the right thing to do." You cannot buy insight like that. This man Roeder knows his shit.

Talk to my Nigerian friend Whatever Minga.

There's no way Renton's gonna let shit like that slide.

The "we will not be making any signings until after the World Cup" from last summer was an absolute ring-stinging classic. 6 weeks of a 12 week transfer window down the pan.

people WANT us to be in West Ham's position. The league table doesn't matter as long as you spend each and every window signing half the planet, only to get rid of them at the next, along with your manager This is what I meant in the other thread when I mentioned coming up with silly arguments that make you look stupid, for the sole purpose of being Little Miss Contrary. You're clearly not a stupid bloke so why do you insist on portraying yourself as one? Am I missing something? He's at the bestest university in the known universe man. Or something. I was giving him the benefit of the doubt to see if I could get him to stop being such a dick. you disagree that West Ham's transfer activity is being held up as how we should be doing things? of course the post is a bit over the top, but I would expect most people not to take everything as read, and be able to extract the basic point. However, pedantry seems to be the order of the day for the gemmilator How do you have the brass neck to accuse others of pedantry? You come across of argumentative, yet also seem to be ignorant on the topics you are arguing about. Add that to the fact that you often post random shite in threads you clearly have little interest in, and your incessant need to abuse people who disagree with you..... Well, maybe you should just take a hint and stick to N-O. such as? give an example or shut the fuck up rentboy More abuse. On General Chat, you post inane shite on loads of threads, frequently "laughing" at your own jokes. I'm not really arsed if you stay or go, but I do find it strange that someone would hang around when they are clearly not wanted. Still as has been said, every board has its trolls and wums, just be careful not to give the admin enough rope to ban you with. I'm only going to repeat it once give me an example or shut your fucking mouth I may have a new Vic favourite tantrum moment.

My favourite Vic tantrum moment was when he told Mark that he wasn't "about to let shit like that slide". Scary.

Brian Peanut.

Cunny Cock.

All of the pictures on Getty make him look fucking simple.

How do you make that out? Because we are 4 points ahead of them having won one game against them (and believe me, we were very lucky)? Was inheriting the Newcastle job and Villa job equivalent? Come back in a years time and see if that statement is remotely correct. Notice I didn't even have to mention their track records btw. Roeder got a lot more points straight away. He got us into Europe after we were looking at a relegation fight. If that had been Hitzfeld we'd have all been kissing his arse tbh. Roeder lost his main striker as well as some key squad members and yet we are still above Villa and will be at the end of the season. Speak for yourself mate. We didn't win the war to kiss some German's arse!

Hamstring?

Look, Jon Cashew was mine ok. And it pwns all. So just quit while you're behind.

Graeme is THE BOMB!

Minute's silence at the weekend. Nailed on.

My dad's from St. Ives.