Gemmill

Sounds like a ridiculous idea tbh - road tax is expensive enough without them coming up with better ways to pull your eyes out. Anyway, there's a petition here if anyone's interested in signing it. http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/traveltax/ It'll probably make no difference. And I'm not really interested in getting into an environmental debate with anyone, so a pre-emptive fuck off there. All I want is to not have to pay any more over in tax than I already am.

A rare good point Gemmill. Yeah, except I was taking the piss, you're serious.

Might do that this time Smooth. Depending on what sort of rate I can get. I thought their last rate increase was supposed to be the last one.

Do the Bank of England want to fuck off or what? My frigging mortgage payments are going up all the bloody time. C-words, the lot of them! Have got an appointment at the bank on Monday though to try and sort a better deal.

On Renton's knee.

Basically we're the majority shareholders in this whole UK thing, and the Scots and all the rest are like the annoying blokes who turn up at the NUFC AGM with their 100 shares and try to catch us out with silly questions. Just shush!

Brock Manson who posts on here lives in Reading an'all. You should get together with him and do duets on youtube.

Even so, everyone knows that English takes precedence over Scottish, even under the umbrella title of "British".

Yeah, that one with the hobbit in (not a terrifying proposition as a hoolie). It was shit, as was the Danny Dyer one. Even the violence was rubbish Renton the violence connoisseur.

Notice how he's now studiously avoiding this thread.

It's a great film you idiot. It struck me that the Brighton riot scene was ten times as convincing as the violence seem in the Green Mile or Football Factory. Get Carter was also great though. You have no taste. Get Carter is fucking shite man. Never mind calling me an idiot either, I said I've never seen it! I'll watch it though and then I'll let you know whether it's any good or not. Just to reiterate though - Get Carter is overrated cult shite.

Not entirely sure Renton could pull off the skinny suits look though tbh.

I've never seen the film. I just always imagine it'll be one of those shite British 70s films that everyone says is dead good, but in reality is shite (like Get Carter, if Get Carter is 70s). Or a meringue? Mod btw.

Fuck off you know what I meant! A 14 year old girl (who you admit to finding sexy) sticks her finger up your bum. Yeah, I know ALL TOO WELL what you meant, sicko!

Does this not make Renton a paedo?

Hey Ally, approve my comment in response to your Birmingham match report.

The Official Chief Lunatic is running the asylum.

My god, he's ugly isn't he? Proper fucking Tefal.

Talk about a shit present, more like. Listen to Points of View Lennon as well. Why oh why oh why are my parcels arriving late?

Scary that people were hanging on T27's every utterance over there this morning when he was spouting stuff that he didn't really understand from the LSE website. "We've gone from PMQP to MQP!" "What does that mean?" "Erm.....something."

The very thought that frigging Latanya at Radio Newcastle somehow had the inside scoop on the takeover of a PLC is a bit daft tbh. I still can't get over that name though. Just take a girl's name and add La at the front to make it......exotic! I think I might be Lascott from now on.

Complete non-story this then.

Wtf?! You after all the gory details, you dorty perv? No, you foul wench! :tumbleweed:

I bet we aren't even looking at him. Obscure foreigners' agents will often mention us when they're trying to wangle a move for their clients.

In work Friday and Monday then, Sammy? :razz:How did your stud session at the Hilton go btw, you filthy bastard?