Gemmill

Notice how he's now studiously avoiding this thread.

It's a great film you idiot. It struck me that the Brighton riot scene was ten times as convincing as the violence seem in the Green Mile or Football Factory. Get Carter was also great though. You have no taste. Get Carter is fucking shite man. Never mind calling me an idiot either, I said I've never seen it! I'll watch it though and then I'll let you know whether it's any good or not. Just to reiterate though - Get Carter is overrated cult shite.

Not entirely sure Renton could pull off the skinny suits look though tbh.

I've never seen the film. I just always imagine it'll be one of those shite British 70s films that everyone says is dead good, but in reality is shite (like Get Carter, if Get Carter is 70s). Or a meringue? Mod btw.

Fuck off you know what I meant! A 14 year old girl (who you admit to finding sexy) sticks her finger up your bum. Yeah, I know ALL TOO WELL what you meant, sicko!

Does this not make Renton a paedo?

Hey Ally, approve my comment in response to your Birmingham match report.

The Official Chief Lunatic is running the asylum.

My god, he's ugly isn't he? Proper fucking Tefal.

Talk about a shit present, more like. Listen to Points of View Lennon as well. Why oh why oh why are my parcels arriving late?

Scary that people were hanging on T27's every utterance over there this morning when he was spouting stuff that he didn't really understand from the LSE website. "We've gone from PMQP to MQP!" "What does that mean?" "Erm.....something."

The very thought that frigging Latanya at Radio Newcastle somehow had the inside scoop on the takeover of a PLC is a bit daft tbh. I still can't get over that name though. Just take a girl's name and add La at the front to make it......exotic! I think I might be Lascott from now on.

Complete non-story this then.

Wtf?! You after all the gory details, you dorty perv? No, you foul wench! :tumbleweed:

I bet we aren't even looking at him. Obscure foreigners' agents will often mention us when they're trying to wangle a move for their clients.

In work Friday and Monday then, Sammy? :razz:How did your stud session at the Hilton go btw, you filthy bastard?

Aye, fear of me after he confessed he thought I was a 40-something sad bint What's 10 years between friends? 8 years. Not until next month, shithead Ok, 8 years and one month.

Downloaded this and watched it yesterday. Very interesting, and now I'm as clever as all of you.

Aye, fear of me after he confessed he thought I was a 40-something sad bint What's 10 years between friends? 8 years.

Nails tbh. Why do you think he was sweating anyway? A combination of being in the presence of greatness, and stone cold fear.

That's not that interesting.

Tommy Burns is the bookies favourite, with Craig Levine next in the betting. Feel a bit sorry for the Scots like, with them having put together some semblance of a team for the first time in forever. Can't imagine Smith is overly popular north of the border at the minute walking out halfway through a qualifying campaign.

Sounds like bullshit to me. I don't think he's lying, but if Latanya at Radio Newcastle knows about it, you can be pretty sure that someone in the national press would have had a sniff too, but there's been nowt mentioned anywhere. I reckon he's the subject of a Tony Horne wind-up.

Not the worst thing done to me by far. After my car accident I was in a German hospital where they constantly took my temperature the alternative way. I thought this was just routine until I said something at the british military hospital and all the nurses laughed at me. Said something like "When am I gonna get the thermometer up the arse treatment??? In the mouth? It wasn't like this in Germany, let me tell you!" Sounds like that was blatantly a bit of revenge for the war by the Germans.

That's pathetic! I've taken 2 Anadin Extra. Believe me, I'm no girl. I think I've had a brain tumour since I was about 5, the headaches I get. I keep it in check with a combination of Anadin Extra and NAILSNESS.