Gemmill

Woke up at 4:45 on my day off. Now normally if I do this on a work day, I can look at the clock and think balls to that and go back to sleep. But for some reason when I'm on holiday I look at it and think "YOU'RE ON HOLIDAY. BE WIDE AWAKE!". And so here I am, wide awake.

If she actually exists tbh She does. I've met her and she's very lovely All the more reason to feel sorry for the lass tbh.

By the way, I can't be alone in feeling VERY sorry for sammynb's poor lass, who clearly is employed licking his fat ginger arse from time to time.

A couple of days ago when he turned up on here he was telling us he was here to stay and would never return to NO after his latest banning, so I'd take his witterings with a pinch of salt. Funny like, cos you'd think after having been banned for the umpteenth time over there, he'd have twigged that if you just don't abuse people, it doesn't happen. Not rocket science.

Scruffy bastards tbh. I'm always amazed at the number of times Cath has mentioned having to sort out arse abcesses on young lads. What the fuck is wrong with these people? I mean, how do they think their arse is gonna get clean? The arse fairy?

Alreet mate. How's tricks? Aye canny Midds. It never ceases to amaze me how many on line people can be influenced by such a wank. It's not just the N/O prople but also here too, who find the aforementioned North Shields based redheads' rectum, a warm secure, truely fantastic place to be. See MIdds when we first got on that Newcastle-Online, we had a common ground, we were outsiders on a clannish board, this fucka is just as bad, it all stemmed from the fact I called "Greg" who Chez etc... obviously his mate,m seems a good lad him. Imagine "Martin Jol" that pathetic cunt no N/O had the second most posts on N/O 5859 posts, or whatever, yet on all of his own boards 263 posts, it would be difficult for some cunt called Irving Bernstein of Enfield not to say the cunts a geordie arselicker. All I did was speak the truth. Bannings should be a thing of the past. Geordie Messiah while being a portly, condescending Scots based academic, is an example of where N/O is going wrong. Banning people from a fucking message board, while GM's abuse was justified, so was mine. Spurs arselicking wank. Falling asleep listening to you play the victim tbh Stevie.

Shut it you twat. Here man fucking froggy cock. Silence. Stop posturing, no ones impressed.

Shut it you twat. Here man fucking froggy cock. Silence.

so you would turn John Terry down If he was going to cost 30million at least then yes, i would. are you mad ? Who said owt about 30m quid ????? Danthebrain said he only wants to sign a left back, but he's been coming out with tripe since August - and probably earlier.... As Dan's not here to explain himself, let me explain his fairly obvious point to you. What he was saying was that he would sign a 21 year old to play left-back, but that at centre-half what we need is experience, not another kid that's barely out of nappies. Think before you jump down people's throats and talk shit.

Nar man. That's just me, sweating like "a fucked fridge" again. *no guilt*

Almost every footballer that plays the game misses out on the World Cup. It's hardly a fair means by which to judge a career.

Fucking STINKS on here at the minute with all the NO skunks spraying their scent about the place.

Beans and sausages is tramp's food man. Yack!

Well let's heelkick that one behind us and move on eh?

Yeah I did actually. Because I'm not interested in all the religious shite.

I just thought he'd misspelt paper tbh.

Years ago. When doing promo work for Fox Soccer Channel and others (including his academy thingee) Knob head, should be ashamed of himself. For speaking the local (and, I might add essentially international) language? "soccer" is an English term btw An 'English' term that most English people cringe when they hear it said. The game is called Associated Football, we invented it, so fucking follow the lead. Ally, if they were paying me that money, I'd refer to backheels as heelkicks, shots as nice kicks and all the rest of it. Don't be a pissant, Gemmill. Oh forgot who I was talking to. I'm joking you fucking arsehole. Lighten up.

Years ago. When doing promo work for Fox Soccer Channel and others (including his academy thingee) Knob head, should be ashamed of himself. For speaking the local (and, I might add essentially international) language? "soccer" is an English term btw An 'English' term that most English people cringe when they hear it said. The game is called Associated Football, we invented it, so fucking follow the lead. Ally, if they were paying me that money, I'd refer to backheels as heelkicks, shots as nice kicks and all the rest of it.

For £128m I'd call it whatever they told me to tbh.

Papist!

Personally I think you clearly don't like the bloke, and it's coming across in everything you've got to say about him. I think he's one of the few of the recent England crop that's been genuinely proud to play for and captain his country, and with the exception of that one bottled challenge against Brazil, he's always done his best for them. Won plenty of trophies at Man United an'all. There's plenty players would fucking LOVE to look back on a career like David Beckham's, and yet you think he should look back with embarrassment on it?! £25.6m a year Beckham will earn. He'll probably want to retain his "image rights" as well the greedy cunt. Where's that figure coming from like? I doubt if they're paying him that much that he'll be getting image rights as well, or they'll have no hope of making a profit on him. Where did you come up with the figure though - doesn't sound right, seen as that sounds like more than the big baseball, basketball and NFL players can earn in a year. Reuters, AEG officials, and Talksport. If this is true Beckham will take home after tax, £318,000 a week. I think Beckham will be bigger in America than Best, Pele and Beckenbauer in the 70's, he fits the American ideology of an icon fantastically, good looking, wears pathetic clothes, famous and brain dead Foolish. No one will ever be as big as Pele was for the sport in the USA. He took a semi-pro league outfit and filled stadia to the parking lots* with people wanting to see him. Beckham won't come close to that. Best and Beckenbauer were less well known but Pele and Chinaglia were the shit. *all right, "Car Parks".... fuckers Ridiculous comment. The infrastructure of the world has changed remarkably in the last 30 years, 90% of yanks probably didn't even know Pele existed. Beckham is known by your average yank already, rubbing shoulders with film stars at premiere's etc.. and now he's going there his status will be even higher again. And you would know this how? Beckham is fairly well known over there to be fair, and the clamour for and obsession with glamorous celebs is a lot more now than it was in the 70s. Plus Pele can't get a bonk on.

Go on google and type in Hollywood hills and malibu real estate and look at the sort of palaces the bastard will be in the market for.

Fixed at the minute mightn't be the best idea tbh given the rise in rates since September of last year. I can see them coming down and you being stuck with a rip-off mortgage for the next 3 years. I like the sound of knowing my payment amount for the foreseeable future, but not if I'm getting my pants pulled down by the rate.

We stepped aside tbh.

He'd have had to have been even thicker than he is to turn this down tbh. I'd have been there like a shot. What's not to like about the deal - fantastic money, glamorous city with amazing houses for someone that can afford them, great weather, living on the coast, he can send his kids to some tarty private LA academy school, and perhaps most importantly a significantly lower standard of football to make him look like one of the big stars again. Perfect. Although I think he'll be shocked at the drop in standard from the Premiership and la Liga.