Gemmill

Aye, very very strange day. I console myself with the fact that we've been the 5th best team in the country ever since. Not to mention the fact that we've consistently signed England internationals.

What's she on about, the drunken bum?

They can have him for anything upwards of £15m tbh. Maybe £15m + Schevchenko.

Jesus, have we honestly got lumbered with that knob-jockey, thompers?

Whoz dat? One of Girls Aloud, ain't it? The lovely Kimberley, best of the bunch. Is that a smile or a grimace?

Happy Birthday, mister.

See what O'Neill does in the summer tbh. He'll have his work cut out attracting people to Villa, but if Lerner stumps up the cash, they could very well come on in leaps and bounds next year. They've stagnated a bit since he took over, but their squad isn't exactly great, as is, is it?

slim pickins round these parts Have you seen Gemmill lately? Nowt slim about him or his post count. he must be talking to himself over here, his post count must outweigh the sum of every other fuckers combined alex's is higher than mine, knerbheed.

Everyone came up to apologise. But Tigger won’t be a man about it, get out of the costume and apologise to my son If he sues, the judge should dress up as Tigger and kick fuck out of the kid tbh.

Aye, if it had been Tamworth v someone-worth-beating it would have made sense, but Norwich?! Even the Tamworth players didn't think they were worth beating.

Tamworth v Norwich was the live lunchtime match on BBC, so they're obviously not overly fussy.

Quality bit of comedy from Brock there. Assuming it was intentional.

Reading/Burnley at home. Canny.

Spader is a legend tbh. Him and Shatner in Boston Legal = TV Heaven.

Watched The Sting again last night. Quality. Watched Jarhead on Friday night. Enjoyed it.

We don't have to win the replay to get drawn against someone shit at home, you homs.

I feel duty bound at this point to remind you that you rate Saw as one of the greatest films you've ever seen.

Bastards! I fully expected it to be shit, but was hoping against hope for some sort of worthy sign-off. Is it really crap then?

Blu Bambu AND the Pig and Whistle. Jesus wept! Glad you had a good time though.

I hope we get someone shit, at home.

They played a clip on the radio of Jade quizzing Jackson about his brother. Fucking hell, how annoying is it that this thick fucking bitch has made millions of pounds out of the fact that she is as thick as pigshit. Just listening to her this morning, she can't even string a sentence together and yet I bet Channel 4 are actually paying the ugly stupid trout for the time she spends in the house.

Ooo strange - I've just listened to that too. Onto Disenchanted now. Cath's gone all emo! Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies You'll be saying they're emo next... I'll be saying they're shit.

This thread is was class. If you don't like it, clear off! It's alright like. A bit sixth-form-common-room though.

The gold forum? Are you having a laugh? Lock it, by all means though.

What other books did you lads get for Christmas? Perhaps we can have another thread where you all quote from them so we know what boffins you are?