Gemmill

Sounds like you probably should, Jazz-Hands.

uncultured closet case tbh. You came flying out of the closet doing jazz hands about 5 posts up.

Going to musicals under duress from the wife is one thing. Coming home and talking about finales and opening songs is uber-bent.

It doesn't fucking want to be. I love that song.

The lad's a wanker. If you'd had any experience of what he's like over on NO, you'd know that. Sorry I'm incapable of resetting my memory about him simply because this is a different forum.

He's a student, the germs are in with him.

Are you working then? I don't reckon replays should be on the DD scheme tbh. It's too short notice. Plus I really can't be arsed.

Lennon, did you get your Brum ticket? Are you gonna be working or are you going?

It wasn't raining when I left the house, knobgobbler.

Zip it, Lennon.

Aye cos walking the 5 minutes or so from the car park into work in that rain with no brolly would have been more sensible. I may as well have filled the bath before I left the house and got in with my suit on, knerbheed.

Aye, but if you'd been a little bit cleverererer, then you'd have pulled a sickie tomorrow instead of today and then would have had a really long weekend. Ohh hang on, can I see a sickie tomorrow anyway? That's a bit too brazen even for me. Beans on toast and a Jack Daniels and coke for lunch. What a fucking tramp I am.

I've also got Friday and Monday off btw. Doo doo doo doo dooooooo I'm lovin' it.

Student-tastic, proud of you. Except for having a bath, you big hom. Did you have lots of nice bubbles to play with? Aye, getting cleaned is not something that the student population are famous for, you winnity arsed scruffbag.

Lounging. Spent the morning playing poker, have just had a bath, and now I'm gonna make beans on toast for lunch.

That doesn't prove me wrong. It proves that the idiot that wrote that book doesn't know the origin of the word either. I never disputed that that's the recognised geordie spelling. It just so happens that it makes no sense to spell it that way.

Must be the Thai boy in the silver thing Fork off!

Thai house boys, silver thongs, WHATEVER MINGERS! I'm not leaving the house today, so THERE!

Class. 8 minutes to put 12 episodes on a DVD and it appears to be working fine. In the past it would have taken about 12 hours with all the encoding etc. Nice one.

The butler prepares it and brings it to me covered by one of those silver things. Eggs Benedict and the FT today, I believe.

Funny cos before Christmas he was on Jools Holland and he did a ludicrously camp version of that song, just him and a piano, and it was class. I looked for it after, but the recorded version isn't as good as that one he did on there. Very gay looking chap.

In what language is that a day of the week?

Thursday's Child - David Bowie.

Yes, I believe faulty plumbing may be the issue of choice today.

Of course, why didn't I think of that??? You twat log off, get out of bed and get a life. Just because you're at work and I'm not going to bother, my chubby antipodean chum. No need to get jealous. Besides, it's FUCKING COLD outside of my bed.