Gemmill

If you're failing any of those verbal or mathematical tests, it basically means you're retarded. They're a piece of piss.

I'm going cos I'm fucking hardcore.

How long is it since Steve started a thread on here?

He went to the media didn't he? He was on the front page of one of the nationals yesterday saying "I think they're going to arrest me". Probably realised the game was up.

alex blatantly set up a spreadsheet for that one.

Nice one HF, will get that on the Sky +. Cheers for the reminder.

Well I hope it turns out to be him for the sake of the lasses that have been killed and any other potential future victims. I also hope he gets a proper fucking sentence for it.

Even after the Iron Maiden incident?? I really fancy one, but I can't be doing with this whole Christmas rush on them. A lad I know got one from Game that someone had pre-ordered and hadn't picked up within two days. They totally took the piss though, telling him he'd have to buy a load of extra stuff on top or else they wouldn't sell it to him (obviously they know they'll shift it). In the end the list of stuff they demanded that he buy brought his total spend up to £400. He still paid, but I would have told them to feck off.

He's not 6 foot. I'm way more than 3 inches taller than him, with or without heels.

I was gonna put stone in white text so I could pwn your entire arse when you came along and posted it.

31. Look about 21 though.

I had some cash' on on Saturday like. Nobody else did though, the fucking plebs! Manc-mag's upstaged me with his tan brogue brothel-creepers though.

I was taking the piss woman! 37th?

Did no one start a thread for you? Was that your 43rd? You probably don't want a birthday thread tbh - it would look a bit puny next to THIS monster!

And STILL the well-wishers keep coming. Cheers!

The film looks fucking shite! Not really into dragons and that tbh.

Even by the Mail's standards, that's a bit special.

Check the freakishly tall person.

Who'd have thought that all it wanted was a wank off a midget?

not the perfect 6' though is it I think we've established that you aren't 6 foot slaphead!

Cook out just before the end of the day. That's probably the end of that.

Babayaro was fucking desperate. He looked like he'd had a spliff at half time or something. He just kept letting their lad get away from him with the ball while he pointed at something or other. Play to the whistle you fucking mong!

You keep saying you're 6 ft, but I remain unconvinced. Look about 5 10 to me. I think you are right Gemmill, my first reaction on meeting Fish was that I was a good 15/16ths of an inch taller tbh. I am absolutely, bang on, spot on, exactly 6' Scott thinks I'm shorter simply because he wears high heels You are quite simply not 6'. I was actually accused of wearing heels last night.......by the OTHER posters who lie about their height and couldn't grasp why I was so much taller than them. I'm 6ft 3. No lies.

Bugger, Bell gone on 87. 170-2.

Aye looks like they're at least gonna make a go of it. I thought they'd be for 6 or 7 by the time I woke up.