Gemmill

I have it on on dog walks. There is LOADS to get through but there's also no rush cos it's not like they're piling new episodes in too often or anything. BTW if you start listening and you're convinced, the best way to listen to the later episodes is to pay £3 a month to their Patreon. Once they start splitting the public feed episodes into hour long chunks, there's all sorts of naming errors and stuff, so you end up listening to things in the wrong order or the end of an episode two episodes down the line has been flagged as the end of your current episode. The Patreon media player is actually really good.

I think you have a teenage boyfriend.

That reminds me. Taylor Parkes talking about David Lee Roth's version of California Girls, which Simon Bates described as "an update on the Beach Boys original". Parkes: it's an update on the original in the same way that a toilet full of warm shit is an update on steak and chips.

TRANSPHOBIC!

I started watching that interview this morning and put it off after 5 minutes. Boring, self regarding tosspot of a bloke.

Well tradition dictates that it's you. What a fucking knob tradition is.

I think Wilson looked a little bit sharper than the other day. Which isn't saying much but at his age and after that long out, it's gonna take more than a couple of games for him to get back up to speed.

The game management in that last 10 minutes was shocking. Constantly giving the ball away and playing daft risky passes.

Nice prediction, DICKHEAD.

They're the only ones he's got, ya tool.

If he does that at the weekend, it's a penalty to Liverpool.

Get in.

Trent will be picking out which slippers to wear at the weekend.

It's not his fault, but Tino is a dead end ball on the left.

It's been all us, so it can only be a matter of time til West Ham score.

Good side that. Not sure about sticking Nervous Nick back in goal, but there's not much else to complain about.

If you were me, that would be considered a prediction.

NO WAY NO HOW! I REJECT YOUR INVITATION!

I feel very conflicted. Pleased you're encouraging the young to read, disgusted that you have a teenage boyfriend.

Full strength. We're falling back in the league.

Is that to win the cup or to win in 90 minutes? That's the only thing to be careful of.

Mark Carney becoming next Canadian PM should be great news for the world. Super smart bloke, will run rings around Trump and his idiot hangers on.

That is NOT a pun. No way no how!

ONE divorce dickheads! The exact same number that your wives wish they'd had.

The Ice Man has cometh for the last time.