Gemmill

How were the prostitutes Gemma? I was in a hotel in the middle of the Dutch countryside my boy. I've seen neither prossies nor tulips all week, although we had to go on a walk through the forest with this nature blokey who was showing everyone the magic mushrooms growing all over the place.

To be fair to the lass, she probably just thought that someone had set up a bouncy castle on the dance floor. not even the fat ginger hobgoblin can ruin my mood how was Holland, your portlyness? It was alreet ta. It was a lot fucking warmer than here, that's for sure. Long days on the course though, which as you can imagine I wasn't happy about. We had to play some silly computer simulation thing where you run a business and the sessions for that were always planned at the end of the day. Everyone in my team wanted to take it super seriously whilst I was just advocating pressing some buttons and stuff so we could finish for the day. Dweebs.

Fear not, the king is back.

To be fair to the lass, she probably just thought that someone had set up a bouncy castle on the dance floor.

Those just aren't issues for me. I do take a few days off here and there, that's healthy, but I'm definitely not over playing, compared to the norm. You're right, though, those breaks can really improve your game (true of pretty much anything). Gemmill - Bill Chen's Mathematics of Poker is Maths heavy, but I'd imagine more of a problem for me than for you, but may be the most important poker book released to date. It's gone to print, but probably won't be in stock anywhere until the end of the month. Ah right, had a look on Amazon but there wasn't much on there about it. Might get it a bit later on when the rush has died off.

Jesus Christ, I go away for a couple of days and come back to find some sort of mong's playground.

peasepud the Luque fanboy. I think Roeder is doing a shit job, but it's got nowt to do with the fact that he won't play Luque, who happens to be crap.

If we could get our money back....

Best band name ever. Well, that or Anal Cunt. When you tell people about them they usually don't believe they exist! They're also Cath's favourite band i believe I flogged three old Anal Cunt...s for about £30 not too long ago. The gay scene is not what it used to be.

Very funny. And she's me lass ffs. So fuck off. Yeah we know she's your lass. So you'd think you'd stop telling us every time you've been on the phone to her. Do you know of anyone else on here that announces every communication they've had with their lad/lass?

How predictable. Yeah, predictably good. LM blatantly the most predictable btw. Even when you post predicting what his response will be, he still turns up and posts exactly what you've predicted.

Dunno about most or least predictable, but I'm the best.

From where you're stood, you can't even make out the colour of her bra man.

Aye read that, cheeky twat! Little Man Tate, the Jodie Foster film? Are you two bent? Or is there actually a band shit enough to name themselves after a Jodie Foster film? If it's the former, I'm with Jarvis.....and if it's the latter, they'd have to be FUCKING SHIT to name their band after something that crap. Named after the film, quality band on the up! Can't someone get you another drink at the bar anyway? Was peaceful without you about. Aye they sound like they know where it's at culturally. It's like me starting a new band and naming it after some Meg Ryan shitfest. I'm in bed now you cheeky tosspot. Going to sleep shortly. Anyway, I think what you meant was that this place just got interesting.

This is me getting ready for work.

Make sure you get a couple of the local coffee shop cookies into you to loosen you up you anally retentive bastid! Here man! I think from now on that I'll have less cheek from you, you fat ginger mongoloid!

I somehow managed to forget to pack kegs and socks this week - washed them all on Sunday and left them on the radiator instead of chucking them in my bag on Monday morning. ANYWAY, I remembered on the plane so knew I needed to sort myself out in Amsterdam airport. Looked all over the place but could only find uber expensive Hugo Boss kegs. Finally found somewhere and had to spend fucking 120 Euros on 4 pairs of kegs and 4 pairs of socks. They were Hilfiger which I wouldn't buy cos they're always stars and stripey type stuff, but they looked pretty normal and understated in the box. Anyway, I got the fuckers out the box when I got to the hotel and they're navy blue.......with red and white stripes up the side! I feel like fucking Captain America.

Aye read that, cheeky twat! Little Man Tate, the Jodie Foster film? Are you two bent? Or is there actually a band shit enough to name themselves after a Jodie Foster film? If it's the former, I'm with Jarvis.....and if it's the latter, they'd have to be FUCKING SHIT to name their band after something that crap.

Common courtesy tbh.

Got the Phil Gordon boxed set which is good. I really like his Little Green Book - there's a bit more in the written version than there is on the CD. What's this Bill Chen business? I still think that the Harrington series and Ed Miller book are the best ones I've read.

Chill Winstons. I've just got back to my hotel room after basically clearing the bar out of all their dirty Dutchy beers. Not even tipsy tbh. I'll be back to normal work hours (posting hours) from next Monday.

Errrr.....Happy Birthday Mr. Bass.

I've just collared him on NO and asked him this. Funnily enough, he blames me for backing Souness. He then goes on to say that I think we have a divine right to be in the Champions League and to win trophies (I don't by the way, but I'd like to think that we shouldn't be 19th in the league with the money we generate). He then actually says that Shepherd isn't to blame because he didn't make the decisions alone and has people that advise him within the club. So you see it's their fault. Well, and mine. He obviously also does the usual "I thought an accountant would know how business works" line.

While Leazes is answering questions in this thread, I'd just like to know whether he still thinks we're the 5th best club in the Premiership at the minute.

On a course in Holland this week, so am in the process of putting the first 4 episodes of this on DVD to take with me. It had better be good. Have got the second season of Entourage with me as well in case it's cack.