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Gemmill

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  1. Oi, Radgina, you beehatch! Have you heard anything about this?
  2. Less old school, more porn fiend tbh.
  3. Might have involved a counterfeited pair. I'm pretty sure the house rules would have allowed the cards to stay in play if they were retrievable, read about a similar case recently. You're right though, probably shouldn't be playing at that level if he's making mistakes like that, or rather he should...what's his number? Is that the one on twoplustwo where the lad tossed his cards and they accidentally touched the players' next to him, who whined to the dealer. I would have made him eat the entire deck tbh.
  4. Eh? Where does that conversation randomly spring from?
  5. Got kicked out of one in Vegas for not having my ID. I was 24 or something at the time and had been playing roulette for ages. They changed croupier or whatever they're called and the next one that came on the table booted me off for not having ID. I'm still bitter about it to this day, the TWAT!
  6. Where do you live like, Travis Bickle?
  7. He's absolutely right. Although she got a lot hotter as she matured. Just google images for Charisma Carpenter. Ah, I know who she is.
  8. spongebob, you've let yourself down with your encyclopaedic knowledge of Buffy. Having said that, you could always redeem yourself by posting a pic of this Cordelia.
  9. Yeah, unless it's completely ruined by commercialisation, I don't see the point MAYBE I meant that not enough people gather on the heath at midnight to set fire to hemlock & commune with the spirits of the dead. EVER THINK OF THAT? Never seen the Hallowe'en 'Most Haunted Live' then? Listen to Alan Robson on Hallowe'en man. I shit the bed every year. I agree about realising it's for kids though. I remember being asked in America "What are you doing for Hallowe'en." I'm there thinking "I'm 27 years old, you clown. What do you THINK I'm doing for Hallowe'en?!"
  10. I'd sooner we were like this than like the yanks tbh. I remember my first halloween over there - I got on the bus to go to work, and there were the people that I saw every day on the bus dressed up as monsters and witches and that, going to work. Fuck off, you knobheads!
  11. My mate handed out a condom each to two little lads. They got halfway down the drive before they worked out what they were and both fell about laughing.
  12. Did anyone used to do penny for the guy btw? It's for tramps as far as I'm concerned. I used to walk past them like Lord Snooty with my top hat on.
  13. I don't answer the door. It's not a problem in my new place cos it's an upstairs flat, but normally I would just shut the curtains and not bother answering. Same with Christmas Carollers.
  14. Just some random feeling my wrath. He probably just woke up in a cold sweat tbh.
  15. Forward your ports if you're using a router. And tell your bittorrent client what port you're using. Some ISPs put blocks on the default ports that the bittorrent clients use so as to slow things up. Something like that anyway. What client are you using?
  16. What a prick. Facial hair like that is a crime at any age, but at his age?! Dickhead!
  17. Yes, fucking awful is an understatement tbh. Julian Sands is the hammiest actor in the known universe.
  18. She could get work down the local baths as a talking float.
  19. Aye, I reckon they should be banned as well. Seen one decent firework display, you've seen them all tbh. Only retards get excited by them on a recurring basis. Retards and charvers intent on acting the twat.
  20. Some sort of goodwill gesture to be announced later today for Farepak customers.
  21. I'll fucking middle-click you, nancy boy!
  22. Gemmill

    Peasepud

    Quoted for truth Dates ending in a 4 HACTUALLY! 14th people are all spazzes Errrrr....NO!
  23. Gemmill

    Peasepud

    Quoted for truth Dates ending in a 4 HACTUALLY!
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