Gemmill

Aye, getting worried too. Targets have supposedly been identified and we're supposed to have been talking to them.......and nothing's happened. Which suggests the talking isn't going too well.

Wor lass watches it is the standard get out clause in these matters I believe. 168224[/snapback] Hmmmm....the standard unconvincing get-out clause, yes. 168226[/snapback] Who do you blame for watching Big Brother then? 168228[/snapback] I've barely watched this series, Mister Love Islander!

Wor lass watches it is the standard get out clause in these matters I believe. 168224[/snapback] Hmmmm....the standard unconvincing get-out clause, yes.

So am I right in thinking that alex is watching Love Island?

No genitals? 168202[/snapback] I bet you've tried to remove his kegs to check as well.

The same goes for everyone else who's champion at something btw. I'm only LOANING the titles to you.

Cath, you play on it for literally days on end man! Obviously if I did play it, I'd wipe the floor with you though.

I failed first time. Passed second time though, although at the time I still didn't really feel I knew how to drive properly. I had a canny few lessons before passing as well iirc. All the boy racers to-be at school used to brag about how they passed after 5 lessons etc. Good luck with it though.

I'd go for the second choice tbh 168174[/snapback] She'll knack you for that.

I've got a couple under my arms, one in the middle of my forehead that just looks like a wrinkle these days, one in the corner of my right eye (in fact lots on my head as I was forever splitting my bonce open as a child ) etc. I'm basically like action man, only an accountant version.

Happy birthday, old bird.

168148[/snapback] Ditto.

Ah, you're still alive then, Bridget.

Common sense has prevailed boys.

Classic brush off, application straight in the bin tbh. 168040[/snapback] Way to give him confidence Renton.

Did anyone watch The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hill? It's an HBO documentary - first part was on the Crime and Investigation Network last night. It's a two-parter - next part next week. Good so far. Unflinching would be the word.

Adecco? Have you tried there?

There might be some work going spare licking stamps at our place if you think you're up to it.

taking a year out so I can get some cash and pay for the following year, mostly sales or recruitment consultancy because I've some experience in that field. 168024[/snapback] Have you tried Nigel Wright in the town? On Grey Street?

It doesn't even rhyme! You might have more success if you convert it to numbers and dazzle me with freestyle numerical wizardry. Booya! 168004[/snapback] thank fuck you're not Chuck Norris, if you were, Gemmil would be up the duff by now. you need to be careful with those "Booyas" tbh. And Gemmil, if I get to the interview stage, I get the job. Simple as. Trouble is alot of these types are looking for experienced folk and I don't have the relevant experience, just hoping to blag it to be honest. 168015[/snapback] What jobs are you looking for like? Is it not just summer work you're after, or is it specifically related to your degree? Just get a job in a bar man.

Cheeky bastard.

Yeah, type CV template into Google, just like I'd have to do to show you a link to one.

Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater and Simple Simon's Pie man? 167997[/snapback] Paddy, Paddy Potato Monkey tbh.

Last two jobs I've had have been the first interviews I've gone for, David. Does that make you feel better? That's what happens when you don't have a McDegree.

Lara Croft in the black and white tbh.