Gemmill

CHEEK! You know you want to anyway. Did you hear the bit where Alan Robson's male driver told him he had a sexy voice?

Boooo. Thought that must have been the case like. Pisser. Still, you're off til Sunday now, you shite! Listen to the archived version today and tell us what happened please.

Lass at work has just mentioned this. They cause a lot less upset to the travel when they're successful cos I got in fine this morning.

Oi Lennon! Any update on what happened on Night Owls. I notice you've barely been on here all night. Scared witless, I imagine. Either that or fearing for Alan Robson's safety.

You pillock. I can picture you screaming "DON'T LET THE BAD MAN GET ME!" from under the covers while your lass walks around turning the lights off and rolling her eyes.

Did owt happen? I fell asleep in the end and he hadn't even arrived at the scary place, the useless prick. You'd think he'd have considered starting the show when he got there like.

No ghosts yet on Night Owls, the ginger charlatan!

http://www.mapcrow.info/cgi-bin/cities_dis...4=-1456711%2C01

I'm not messing btw, that's genuine.

3,399.85 That's from the capital of Martinique.

Who's got Night Owls on. I'm in bed with the lights out, ready to cack my pants. Wor Alan's in the Czech Republic.

hmmm...looks like he has a nice arse...like a nice arse...nice pecs...mmm can't see his eyes tho, as long as they are'nt green....yes ...yes he probably would I'm sure he'd jump at the chance to hoof a lass that eats naan bread with her spag bol. Seriously though, girls, have a word. I bet there's shit stains the length of that bannister if he's just slid down it. He could slide down my bannister Are you talking about letting him sit on your rabbit here?

This may or may not work. Worth a go at least. http://www.lifehacker.com/software/windows...keys-114576.php

Is the fact that it was garlic and coriander meant to make it better like, pleb?

hmmm...looks like he has a nice arse...like a nice arse...nice pecs...mmm can't see his eyes tho, as long as they are'nt green....yes ...yes he probably would I'm sure he'd jump at the chance to hoof a lass that eats naan bread with her spag bol. Seriously though, girls, have a word. I bet there's shit stains the length of that bannister if he's just slid down it.

Wossy gets all his best material from me tbh: http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...st&p=214985 "Funny as fuck" says Wacky JR "Brilliantly funny" says JJ. That's me.

I've not been skiing that much but I'm nails so I never injured myself. A lad at my school fell of a ski lift and hurtled down the mountain into the pylon holding the lift up. Did himself a canny bit of damage. I read something in the paper recently about some pillock who took the foam padding thing from around the bottom of one of these pylons so that he could use it as a sledge to slide down the mountain on. He then proceeded to slide straight into the now protection-free pylon, killing himself.

Why do you despise Austrians?

Is The Vermont supposed to be any good? I've been to reception things there, but I've no idea what the rooms are like or anything.

LA Woman probably. Not a massive fan of theirs though cos a lot of the psychedelic organ shit does my head in.

Did Zathras finally hit the jackpot then? I remember when he would be planning honeymoons for every lass he went out on a date with.

And it's all for you, KCG!

I'm pretty sure it didn't appear on the front page, KCG.

Aye, it's a total non-story. Lack of respect my arse.

I've only just found out they were at work, you retard. Oi! NO NEED! And besides, I'm not the one that left their keys at work and now has piles from sitting on a doorstep, MONGO. Shut up! I have not got piles. I'm having a cup of tea and I'm going to bed Piley-bum!