Gemmill

Quite right, Gemmill, that will be her reaction when she sees your pic Tongue out and panting tbh. After running a mile. HOM!

Quite right, Gemmill, that will be her reaction when she sees your pic Tongue out and panting tbh.

I've only just found out they were at work, you retard. Oi! NO NEED! And besides, I'm not the one that left their keys at work and now has piles from sitting on a doorstep, MONGO.

You made your dad drive all the way from Washington when your housekeys were a ten-minute walk away? I'm APPALLED!

It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Sad-sack expression on her face. With the two cats sat at the window giving her the Vs.

Have you left them at work do you think or lost them in Tesco? Bit of a disaster. By the way, I'm with 2J, my taxes paying for this sort of thing is a PISSTAKE. You should go around the wards, bursting through the curtains in your costume, demanding trick or treat from the ill people though. Obviously anyone withholding treats should have canulas removed and any painkillers hidden.

It's her bloke I feel sorry for. Imagine the farts she'll have been letting off in her sleep. If he found himself in an unwitting "lock-in" with his head under the covers, he could end up dead from the fumes.

You ARE Waynetta Slob.

Babysitting my nephew tonight, so any twat that rings the doorbell and wakes him up will be in trouble.

Aye I'll be around.

GM? I said muscular, not morbidly obese.

Prior to this it was this big bloke who is a pre-op transsexual. It was just strange to see this muscular geordie bloke with a gruff voice sat around talking to the camera with a skimpy vest top and stubble on.

I'll take that as a no then, you twats.

Is anyone watching this?

Tried that just after midnight. No joy. *with getting to sleep, that is. Blatant erection problems.

I've seen the first two and both are entertaining enough, but they're a sort of "yeah if there's nothing else you want to see, then they'll probably do" type of film. And shut it.

Well, i'm not gonna argue in case you RIP MY HEAD OFF! No, it's okay, you're from the ARROGANT Western world too. It's only those goddamn darkies he has a problem with.

I love the way Brock seems to think that the Saw movies are at the very cutting edge of cinema, when in fact they're teen retard horror movies.

If that's a reference to aimaad, all I did was tell him to fuck off, and the silly twat clearly deserved it.

The last 8 are going to be the final final episodes apparently.

Well the explanation is that your brain thinks that 4,090 plus 10 is 5,000.

Have we got a Thick Forum that this can be moved to?

Ally is the lad that was caught out by that online card trick where the card you're thinking of magically disappears despite repeatedly having it explained to him how it works. There is no hope for him ever getting his head around this one.