Gemmill

Maverick, actually. 4100 both times an'all. Laz is a simpleton. I like the way he thought it was a genuine mathematical mystery though, and sought confirmation of this from others.

Yeah, I wake up every day, feel miserable, so go back to sleep. Rinse, repeat until I can't sleep any more. Think yourself lucky. I wake up every day, feel miserable, and have to go to work to make myself even more miserable. WOE IS ME.

That's better.

Should have taken a leaf from Gemmill's book and went home to ABUSE some junior board members. You agreed with me, mong boy. And...ahem...am I talking to myself here? "Did yous stay in the Trent til closing then?" Respondez!

Did yous stay in the Trent til closing then? Sandy is a bad boy.

I'm with Rob. I love the light nights.

In the same cell together tbh. It was like Tango and Cash crossed with Romeo and Juliet.

£4.5m a week interest? Who are you investing this with? Or are you playing poker with it?

Happy birthday, you stubborn old twat!

Reminded her about this and she said she was gonna do it when she got home from the pub. She won't be happy.

Good news that she'll be coming home Craig. Must be awful to have a worry like that on your mind.

I'm bootylicious tbh.

Bollocks, you'll be trollied again tonight.

No. It just broke. I never broke it though. I reckon you fell off it drunk or something. Not initially, but I have discovered since that it could be a bit precarious when tipsy. Tsk.

No. It just broke. I never broke it though. I reckon you fell off it drunk or something.

It was transformed into a THRONE, you mean?

That toilet seat has only needed sorting for about a year. Well done though!

I did it for effect as I saw you lurking dingleberry you will be pleased to know I am just partaking in a few this afternoon and none this evening......got to regain my Jewel Quest title don't you know JUST ONE MORE I CAN'T WIN WITHOUT THE DRINK PLEASE JUST ONE MORE IT CALMS ME DOWN I CAN SEE ALL THE GEMS BETTER PLEASE. I'm in Felling today so I might go and lock Radgina in a cupboard and make her go cold turkey. Any of her mates that only see her on a weekend will think she has a mental age of 2 or something with all the baby talk.

What use would a film at 2pm be to an insomniac?

No way, they're on the one I intend to buy next week.

Bastardos. Next week it is then.

Drunken mong. We've spoken about this. Clearly she has a SERIOUS problem.

Hush! They were lush Ha! That's you told, McGroin. Back in your box! I wish I'd found them and posted them on a Newcastle messageboard I did admit they were nicked though tbf.

Radgina, I thought we'd talked about your drink problem. Do I need to do another intervention?