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He's had surgery, I think. So he's not gonna be back any time soon.

Someone must have told Kelly it waa fancy dress and he's gone Kim Jong Un. Classic Kelly.

They should have stuck with the Dutch master. I bet Ten Hag has put three stone on, getting drunk and comfort eating while he watches Amorim do even worse than him.

This is one we should knock back unless it's mental money.

Great BANTZ lads. If one of you could PM me when it's over, I want to binge it all in one go.

Oooo TBR Football. I'm not giving them clicks but I'm gonna guess there isn't a single quote.

It's Craig Hope's WhatsApp thing. It's come from him though, so it'll be right.

We're going round in circles here like. Of course the manager would always like more options, but we're talking about £30m+ got Miggy and Kelly here. Two lads that couldn't get a game for us. Thats crazy money. You can't knock it back.

I've just ordered a CRATE of Ambre Solaire. I predict shortages in NE postcodes this summer.

Not really like cos neither Kelly nor Miggy were getting minutes. If we'd just sold Hall and Murphy, you could reasonably argue we were writing off the season. Kelly and Miggy going is nothing of the sort.

In the sense that Big Mitch is EN FUEGO. That's the only reasonable description for a man that has just fleeced Juventus for £20m for Lloyd Kelly. If we had signed Kelly on loan with even an OPTION to buy him for £20m this month, there is no way we'd be exercising that option. I'm not even sure we'd be interested for half that amount.

That's the issue, we're leaving ourselves very short if Trippier goes too. If the money is right though. I know the rest of this season is important, but deals like this could be huge come the summer.

If you could please form an orderly queue to offer your gratitude and congratulations to Paul Mitchell for this EXTRAORDINARY deal. Slices of humble pie will be served later.

Imagine watching Kelly play for the next 4 months and then being legally obliged to pay £20m for him.

Maybe the NYT can stop tonguing his hole now.

HOT MITCH SUMMER STARTS RIGHT HERE! WOOOOOOOOOO!

That is an extremely good deal for us.

Could the last one out please turn off the lights?

All the little crypto freaks that are burrowed into Musk's arsehole, man. Get better heroes, lads ffs.

I'm gutted for him. It's horrendous and stuff like that can't be unsaid. He just now has to live with the fact that he knows a certain portion of the fan base think that about him, and will say it if he has a bad game. Fucking horrible. Not really something you can really even understand if that's not a thing you live with.

Probably correct. But Miggy, Kelly and Targett wouldn't have fired us to CL. If we were playing those three with any regularity between now and the end of the season, the CL is gone anyway.

A manager is never going to be happy about having a smaller pool of players to pick from. But I don't think that means that him and Mitchell are at loggerheads. They're both working to the same constraints. I cannot fucking wait for Hot Mitch Summer.

That post is not an explanation for painting Mitchell as some sort of vaudeville villain.

The bloke hasn't even been here a season man. Not even a full year. The obsession with painting him as the bad bloke who has a vendetta against Howe is weird. Especially as the two seem to be working perfectly well together.