Gemmill

3-1. Can't stop grinning.

Me. Shearer in his last derby too. And a penalty an'all - as if to reinforce their bitter "Ere man how many of his goals have been penalteyyyyys??" patter.

Ahhhhh, hilarious. Nice one.

Please don't miss Alan................gettin!

Penalty!

Instant LEGEND status. First touch an'all.

Fucking get in Rocky.

If I hear the phrase "We haven't toooorned oop" once more I think I'll scream. 122303[/snapback] Anderson's accent is bleeding awful! Bennett sounds like a post-fight interview with a boxer who's just been battered for 12 rounds.

Anyone listening to Radio Newcastle. Gary Bennett sounds a bright lad.

If they don't come out better in the second half, we could get howked here. Missing Shola.

Fuck.

I smell boolsheet, but if that's true, log off and watch the match you spanner!

They can't keep this level of effort up. Can they?

We're under a bit of pressure here.

Erasure - Blue Savannah.

Simple Kid - Staring at the Sun. Choon tbh.

You were linked here from a Pro-Wrestling Forum, so I really don't think you're in any position to be taking the piss.

Did you go to Cambridge Uni Dotbum, you spod, or were you in employment by this stage?

Somebody lock the thread. I do not want to hear this.

The GOLD lustre is getting tarnished tbh.

That's one that wor lass uses. My sister used the word fairy when she was a bairn. I still can't eat a fairy cake to this day! 119968[/snapback] I'm no chef, but I think I'm right in saying that minge is NOT an ingredient, so you should be ok to try one.

Foof is the daddy tbh.

Not at lunchtime!

Step forward Smooth Operator...... 119757[/snapback] Done. I texted him, "Seeing as you're a bloke how much for blowing out your bomb doors? His reply, "You think I'm a bloke? What you on about, I'm a girl. Wanna arrange a meet?" 119765[/snapback] It would be so tempting to tell him his scam's been busted and that his photo is all over the internet (even if it's not strictly true), but I'm not sure if peasepud has other things in mind.